Gentlemen,
Today I wish to discuss with you an ailment that is sweeping duck hunters across the nation. It affects the young duck hunters more than the old, but a select few older duck hunters have also fallen victim to it. This disease is known as Choade Balding. Normally the choade is covered in hair and remains hidden. When one is afflicted with Choade Balding, however, the choade is exposed to the light of day which triggers the other symptoms. The choade will often seek to cover itself with colorful bandanas, do rags, flatbills, women's sunglasses, black hoodies, and barrel stickers. These efforts are futile at best, as it only exposes the choade to more criticism.
This criticism results in Tourette's Syndrome-like symptoms which may include excessive hooping, hollering, and grab ass playing. These individuals also become attracted to all things shiny; most specifically, reproduction waterfowl bands or bands purchased from ebay.
Please help us solve this terrible affliction by seeking out a balding choade and offering your assistance.
These individual are often as easy to locate as a largemouth bass locating a topwater plug on a cool spring morning. They can be spied from afar by looking for their shiny necks and colorful headgear. They are most often found posing seductively with their barrel-stickered shotguns and duck calls while grunting and muttering "brah".
Upon locating the individual, please redress them appropriately, hand them a fine double gun, and escort them to your blind. Together, we can end this disease once and for all.
This has been your public service announcement.
Today I wish to discuss with you an ailment that is sweeping duck hunters across the nation. It affects the young duck hunters more than the old, but a select few older duck hunters have also fallen victim to it. This disease is known as Choade Balding. Normally the choade is covered in hair and remains hidden. When one is afflicted with Choade Balding, however, the choade is exposed to the light of day which triggers the other symptoms. The choade will often seek to cover itself with colorful bandanas, do rags, flatbills, women's sunglasses, black hoodies, and barrel stickers. These efforts are futile at best, as it only exposes the choade to more criticism.
This criticism results in Tourette's Syndrome-like symptoms which may include excessive hooping, hollering, and grab ass playing. These individuals also become attracted to all things shiny; most specifically, reproduction waterfowl bands or bands purchased from ebay.
Please help us solve this terrible affliction by seeking out a balding choade and offering your assistance.
These individual are often as easy to locate as a largemouth bass locating a topwater plug on a cool spring morning. They can be spied from afar by looking for their shiny necks and colorful headgear. They are most often found posing seductively with their barrel-stickered shotguns and duck calls while grunting and muttering "brah".
Upon locating the individual, please redress them appropriately, hand them a fine double gun, and escort them to your blind. Together, we can end this disease once and for all.
This has been your public service announcement.