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BBQ, a real man's cooking...

> >>

> >> It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man volunteers

> > to

> >> do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

> >>

> >> (1) The woman buys the food.

> >>

> >> (2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.

> >>

> >> (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along

> >> with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man

> >> who is lounging beside the grill -- drink in hand.

> >>

> >> Here comes the important part .

> >> (4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

> >>

> >> (5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

> >>

> >> (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He

> >> thanks her and asks if she will bring another drink while he deals with

> >> the situation.

> >>

> >> Important again .

> >>

> >> (7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

> >>

> >> (8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,

> >> sauces, and brings them to the table.

> >>

> >> (9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

> >>

> >> And most of all .

> >>

> >> (10) Everyone PRAISES the man and THANKS him for his cooking efforts.

> >>

> >> (11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon

> >> seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing

>some

> >> women............

>> >
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