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Re: Who can make the stupidest, most drawn out argument?

Postby bighop » Wed Sep 11, 2013 3:00 pm

Underradar wrote:
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bighop wrote:Hey, UR. Since our penal code defines property in one way as "intangible personal property" and intellectual property is a thing, and I can use deadly force to defend my property, can I shoot the next guy that steals a good idea from me?


I do not discuss Penal with men. Sorry to disappoint.

I will send a retainer. $0.25 via paypal.


You can't be my pal and want to talk penal.

Good move. That was a sting LaHunter set up to entrap you for your involvement in a gay prostitution ring.

And you were the bait? LaHunter should know better.

LaHunter knows your preferences in clientele?

I think he knows just about everything about me.

Didn't know you two were that close...
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Re: Who can make the stupidest, most drawn out argument?

Postby bighop » Wed Sep 11, 2013 3:02 pm

whistlin_wings wrote:
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assateague wrote:So what's your definition of ownership? (I can repeatedly ask the same question as well)

stuff that's mine


Nice. The passive-aggressive avoidance response. I'll take your definition to actually mean "I have no logical answer which will help my argument, so I'll try to 'make a funny' instead".

Thanks for playing.

Assa stop going on like this, your athletes foot is going to flare up

...or he's going to get a tick.
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Re: Titties

Postby bighop » Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:02 pm

La. Hunter wrote:By the way, I don't know about that. I do just happen to be in the right place at the right time a lot though and hear all kinds of things, not necessarily about you though.

oh yeah, wasn't it you that knew he bought a lake house and met him at the threshold with the champagne?
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Re: Titties

Postby Underradar » Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:21 pm

You should sue Bighop for libel. I think he has deep pockets.
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Re: Titties

Postby bighop » Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:25 pm

Underradar wrote:You should sue Bighop for libel. I think he has deep pockets.

Actually, I don't own anything. I think.
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Re: Titties

Postby Underradar » Wed Sep 11, 2013 5:46 pm

Relax. We only want your insurance.
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Re: Poachers

Postby Indaswamp » Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:02 pm

Indaswamp wrote:If a robber breaks into my house and steals the ducks I have in my Frig. without my consent, Can I press charges for theft? And be reimbursed for damages and loss? Works for storm losses.....

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Re: Titties

Postby jehler » Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:04 pm

If a duck breaks into your house and steals your cornbread can you press charges, that's the question that will end this debate
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Re: Titties

Postby jehler » Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:04 pm

Because nobody owns cornbread like I do ;)
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Re: Titties

Postby AKPirate » Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:06 pm

Who owns the titties?
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Re: Titties

Postby Indaswamp » Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:06 pm

I'll add this to the argument...
I own my body. It's mine (I'm a male so there are no abortion issues to address). As such, I can not sell my body to someone else for them to use as they see fit. I can not get a new body to replace the one I have now ( Not with today's medicine anyways, though that may change in the future).
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Re: Titties

Postby Indaswamp » Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:06 pm

AKPirate wrote:Who owns the titties?

:lol3:
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Re: Titties

Postby Indaswamp » Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:07 pm

jehler wrote:Because nobody owns cornbread like I do ;)

Love me some cornbread!! Damn, might have to make some rit now!!! :wink:
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Re: Titties

Postby jehler » Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:23 pm

You make it with milk or water?
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Re: Titties

Postby Indaswamp » Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:25 pm

jehler wrote:You make it with milk or water?

milk, crisco and a little bacon grease....along with 1 egg.
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Re: Titties

Postby whisperin' duck » Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:39 pm

Y'all wanna get serious?

Say you're married a month and buy your wife a set. Two weeks later y'all divorce. Where do we go from here? You bought them with money you had before marriage and all she did was lay on the table.
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Re: Poachers

Postby Indaswamp » Wed Sep 11, 2013 9:10 pm

assateague wrote:Inda. Because we don't own the birds. That's what I've been saying all this time.

but the market hunter COULD....as in USE TO...be able to do 1-7 on your list with those birds, but you are still claiming that he did not own the birds he killed?? :huh: Can't have it both ways....
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Re: Titties

Postby Indaswamp » Wed Sep 11, 2013 9:41 pm

I can just see Assateague getting checked by a Game Warden.....
GW-"Are these your Birds?"
Assa-Nope...
GW- "Did you shoot them?"
Assa-"Yep"
GW-" So these ARE your birds."
Assa-Nope.
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Re: Titties

Postby Indaswamp » Wed Sep 11, 2013 9:42 pm

But I bet if Assa ever shoots a pintail HE WILL OWN IT LIKE A BOSS!!!! :lol3:
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Re: Titties

Postby Indaswamp » Wed Sep 11, 2013 9:50 pm

And to end this thread, I'll post this definition... (Kudos and 1000 points to Underradar.)

Rule of capture
The rule of capture or law of capture is common law from England,[1] adopted by a number of U.S. jurisdictions, that establishes a rule of non-liability and ownership of captured natural resources including groundwater, oil, gas, and game animals. The general rule is that the first person to "capture" such a resource owns that resource.



How's that Crow taste Assa.... :hi:

Those Ducks are mine when I shoot them and the dog brings them to me and I thus maintain them in my possession. This thread is done, over, Good night.
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Re: Titties

Postby :-) » Wed Sep 11, 2013 10:00 pm

This should sum it all up for everyone!

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I hope everyone has a safe, and productive hunting season... I'm already looking forward to the debates that will follow.

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Re: Titties

Postby copterdoc » Wed Sep 11, 2013 11:01 pm

Okay, I'm officially cornfused.

What just happened?

And BTW, suck it Jehler.
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Re: Titties

Postby Indaswamp » Wed Sep 11, 2013 11:04 pm

copterdoc wrote:Okay, I'm officially cornfused.

What just happened?

And BTW, suck it Jehler.

...Que the Moobs pic.....
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Re: Titties

Postby assateague » Thu Sep 12, 2013 4:54 am

Indaswamp wrote:And to end this thread, I'll post this definition... (Kudos and 1000 points to Underradar.)

Rule of capture
The rule of capture or law of capture is common law from England,[1] adopted by a number of U.S. jurisdictions, that establishes a rule of non-liability and ownership of captured natural resources including groundwater, oil, gas, and game animals. The general rule is that the first person to "capture" such a resource owns that resource.



How's that Crow taste Assa.... :hi:

Those Ducks are mine when I shoot them and the dog brings them to me and I thus maintain them in my possession. This thread is done, over, Good night.




Ok, obviously you've missed something. This whole thing started by Larry and others stating that I OWNED the wildlife on the hoof or the wing. Specifically, that if I hit a deer, the state doesn't have to pay because I own it. The federal govt couldn't be billed for "their" geese crashing a plane in the Hudson River. I said bullshit, if they exercise control (via 1-7) over them, that makes them theirs.

So really, the rule of capture doesn't change a thing. After further review, the play has been ruled an incomplete pass. No touchdown. Try again.
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Re: Titties

Postby Bill Herian » Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:09 am

It's good to know I own the ducks I kill, you know, so I can throw them out on my front yard and let them rot if it so pleases me, being that they're mine.
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