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Lighten it up a little

Postby cartervj » Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:38 pm

probably NSFW
I've suffered from typos from auto correct, but not this bad :lol3:
http://funkypickens.com/25-funny-auto-correct-fails/
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Re: Lighten it up a little

Postby blackduckdog2 » Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:54 pm

HAHAHAHA :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: ...(f**kweasel)... :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: HAHAHAHA
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Re: Lighten it up a little

Postby blackduckdog2 » Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:55 pm

how come MY phone never autocorrects to f**kweasel, that's what I wanna know
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Re: Lighten it up a little

Postby cartervj » Wed Nov 06, 2013 7:00 pm

I know, I'm missing out on some of the best ones. :biggrin:
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Re: Lighten it up a little

Postby assateague » Wed Nov 06, 2013 8:51 pm

Holy hell, got honest-to-God tears in my eyes right now.
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Re: Lighten it up a little

Postby ohioboy » Wed Nov 06, 2013 10:06 pm

i had a skittlefart once. after mexican.......
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Re: Lighten it up a little

Postby ScaupHunter » Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:01 am

I don't want to know what hamster life is all about.
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Re: Lighten it up a little

Postby Andy W » Thu Nov 07, 2013 6:42 am

I meant porkkkkk shaved pork.I'm so sorry Ma.

Mom?

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Re: Lighten it up a little

Postby Rat Creek » Thu Nov 07, 2013 11:03 am

My favorite: The text between a Mother and her Daughter

Daughter: Hope I didn't wake you guys up.

Mother: No you didn't. We are laying in bed. Dad is playing with my anus.

:crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying:

The daughter sends back a picture with a disgusted look.

Mother thinks it Kim Jong IL.

Daughter corrects her- It's Brittney Spears.

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Re: Lighten it up a little

Postby assateague » Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:27 pm

Same here, Rat. That one got me rolling for a good while.
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Re: Lighten it up a little

Postby Gunnysway » Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:44 pm

I love choking goats and pissing in my coffee... Gives me something to do between 6:00AM and 6:13AM...
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Re: Lighten it up a little

Postby waterfowlman » Thu Nov 07, 2013 1:32 pm

Funny stuff there Carter.
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Re: Lighten it up a little

Postby ohioboy » Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:35 am

Gunnysway wrote:I love choking goats and pissing in my coffee... Gives me something to do between 6:00AM and 6:13AM...


ambitious start to the day. :lol3:
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Re: Lighten it up a little

Postby Gunnysway » Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:38 am

You should see my mid day routine... :help:
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