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Don't Know If Y'all Have Seen This...

Postby Preacher1011 » Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:35 pm

My dad forwarded this to me today, and I've seen it before but forgot where. If it was on here, then we get a repost.

Catching Wild Pigs

A chemistry professor in a large college had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the Professor noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back, and stretching as if his back hurt.

The professor asked the young man what was the matter.
The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying
to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist
government.

In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked, 'Do you know how to catch wild pigs?'

The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke. 'You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come every day to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming.

When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence. They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in The last side. The pigs, who are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat, you slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd.

Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity.

The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening to America . The government keeps pushing us toward socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc.. While we continually lose our freedoms -- just a little at a time.

One should always remember: There is no such thing as a free lunch! Also, a politician will never provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself.

Also, if you see that all of this wonderful government 'help' is a problem confronting the future of democracy in America , you might be correct!!!!

If you think the free ride is essential to your way of life then you will probably delete this email, but God help you when the gate slams shut!

In this 'very important' election year, listen closely to what the candidates are promising you!!

Just maybe you will be able to tell who is about to slam the gate on America .




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Postby WisconsinWaterfowler » Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:20 pm

See this is why we need more people like Reagon I dont know if we will ever have another president like him :no: So sad we are no longer in a free country :no: I hate the government :mad:
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Postby swampwise » Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:41 pm

sometimes i wish i could just buy a few hundred thousand acres and build my own house and take care of my own self and do everything on my own without having to worry about anyone else interfering. thanks to property tax, even if i did have the money to buy the land, i wouldnt be alone...

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Postby wackemstackem » Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:16 pm

The exchange student left out the part that hes here in our country on a political asylum BS ticket and getting a free education on my dime.Then when he gets his free education he goes back to his own country.
Tell em to shut the eff up and go back to where ever it is he came from. :thumbsdown:
Id like to slap the taste out his mouth.
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Postby don taylor » Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:30 pm

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Postby Tealer » Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:03 pm

......After the exchange student returns to his country he uses what he learned here to build bombs, and fund Osama.... I love to pay taxes.... :thumbsup:
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Postby La. Hunter » Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:59 pm

Tealer wrote:......After the exchange student returns to his country he uses what he learned here to build bombs, and fund Osama.... I love to pay taxes.... :thumbsup:


Funds Osama or Obama, or both?
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