I just wish one candidate would say this.

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I just wish one candidate would say this.

Postby DuckinFool » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:32 am

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I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.

HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.

(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports.
We will use the 'Wal-Mart's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'

(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will not be able to touch it.


(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.

(7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.

( Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9) One export will be allowed; Wheat - The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you better than what you have, and better than what you're gonna get. Thanks for listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot in November.
God Bless America !!!!!!!!!!!

Bill Cosby!!!!!!!!
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Re: I just wish one candidate would say this.

Postby SpinnerMan » Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:07 am

We often agree, but I see why you are duckinfool. If you want to destroy America, this would almost guarantee it.

FYI, we ran a trade "surplus" during the great depression. That really helped :rolleyes:

Trade surplus is misleading. We give them money and we get stuff we think is more valuable than the money. We aren't shipping barges full of cash over and getting empty barges in return :no:

Isolationism just allows are enemies to build strength without having to expend resources to defend themselves and forces weak countries to capitulate to our enemies. You want to guarantee our destruction. This will assure it and by the time the first bomb drops our country will have been destroyed economically and we won't even put up a fight. It would take about 50 years, but that is the end point.

Beside, Bill Cosby is an intelligent man. I will bet $1,000 he never said this.

My wife and I will be seeing Bill Cosby live in November. Something I have always wanted to do.

http://www.harrahs.com/EventsDetail.do?locationCode=UHA&detailName=111508-billcosby-detail&eventTitle=Bill+Cosby
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