Alaska governor Sarah Palin went on the attack today, claiming that
Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama had longstanding ties to The
"What does it say about our opponent that he thinks this nation's weather is
so imperfect that he needs to be allied with The Weather Channel?" she asked
a crowd in Tampa, Florida. "There's a fine line between hating America's
weather and hating America herself."
Gov. Palin said that she learned about Sen. Obama's ties to The Weather
Channel last week "when I was trying hard to read The New York Times."
"They said that Sen. Obama was hanging out with weathermen," she said. "Do
we really want to elect someone who has been palling around with
Gov. Palin's latest attacks came on the heels of a new poll showing that the
only demographic group that still support her are morons, sometimes referred
to by political insiders as "no-information voters."
"It may sound like she spouting idiocy, but there's a method to her
madness," said Tracy Klugian, a Republican strategist. "She's speaking to
Elsewhere, Sen. John McCain's practice session for the second presidential
debate was cut short when his pants burst into flame.
Nature teaches more than she preaches. There are no sermons in stones. It is easier to get a spark out of a stone than a moral.