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Postby captainduckhead » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:31 pm

I never realized personal defense was such a popular topic that it needed it's own forum. We have vehicles, trapping and predator calling, spirituality, photography...all of these are at least somewhat related to duck hunting, or at least hunting in general. Now we've opened the door for all kinds of survivalist, neo-nazi, the-world-is-ending, gun nuts.
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Re: Needless Forum

Postby HENDU3270 » Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:11 pm

captainduckhead wrote:I never realized personal defense was such a popular topic that it needed it's own forum. We have vehicles, trapping and predator calling, spirituality, photography...all of these are at least somewhat related to duck hunting, or at least hunting in general. Now we've opened the door for all kinds of survivalist, neo-nazi, the-world-is-ending, gun nuts.


Oh come on Captain.....Are you telling me if a bunch of Gay Mojo Mallards broke into your home in the dead of night and you had to crawl out of bed and blow them into the next room with your 12 guage, you wouldn't want to run back here and post about it in the Home and Personal Defense Forum? I think not :biggrin:
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Postby captainduckhead » Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:37 pm

I stand corrected sir! In fact I'd like some advice on keeping gay mojo mallards out of my house, and this seems like the perfect forum for that.
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Postby HENDU3270 » Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:40 pm

LOL :lol:
Fishing was invented to pass the time between Duck Seasons....either duck hunt or get outa my boat!!
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Postby jehler » Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:42 pm

I killed four burgalars just this morning with my swiss army knife, strangled the last three with the first guys innards :thumbsup:
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Postby HotDog » Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:59 pm

I put NRA bumper stickers on all of our cars.

It keeps the burgalars away.
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Re: Needless Forum

Postby caleb » Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:14 pm

read below please.

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Re: Needless Forum

Postby caleb » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:14 pm

captainduckhead wrote:We have vehicles, trapping and predator calling, spirituality, photography...all of these are at least somewhat related to duck hunting, or at least hunting in general. Now we've opened the door for all kinds of survivalist, neo-nazi, the-world-is-ending, gun nuts.



so, do you think that the military forum is also useless? :huh:

and how is the spiritual forum related to duck hunting??

what about the controversial forum??

what about rifle and handgun?? cant use either of those to kill a duck.

go away. :no:
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Postby jrockncash » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:34 pm

Needless forum??? I thought it was Needles forum. And here I was ready to tell all you guys all about what gauge needle I used to pierce my nipples and your ruined it.
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Postby sheepdog » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:53 pm

It does relate to duck hunting. If a home invader breaks in and kills you and your love ones, then I am sure it would put a damper on the next mornings hunt.
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Postby pgquackstacker » Thu Jan 08, 2009 8:55 pm

jehler wrote:I killed four burgalars just this morning with my swiss army knife, strangled the last three with the first guys innards :thumbsup:


Ha! Child's play, just tonight I caught a man attempting to enter my house so I knocked him out with my laptop, then I took out his large intestine and hung him with it in the oak tree in my backyard.
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Postby Montanafowler » Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:19 pm

sheepdog wrote:It does relate to duck hunting. If a home invader breaks in and kills you and your love ones, then I am sure it would put a damper on the next mornings hunt.



damn, he's got a point :rofl:
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Re: Needless Forum

Postby captainduckhead » Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:16 am

caleb wrote:
captainduckhead wrote:We have vehicles, trapping and predator calling, spirituality, photography...all of these are at least somewhat related to duck hunting, or at least hunting in general. Now we've opened the door for all kinds of survivalist, neo-nazi, the-world-is-ending, gun nuts.



so, do you think that the military forum is also useless? :huh:

and how is the spiritual forum related to duck hunting??

what about the controversial forum??

what about rifle and handgun?? cant use either of those to kill a duck.

go away. :no:

Hmmm, well the Military forum is for those members in the military and those who support them to gather, exchange stories, or compare life in the military, maybe even tie it in with how it impacts their pursuit of wildfowl.

Spirituality: All things are in some way related to Spirituality for example "God bless my boat, my hunting party and me, and help us to have a safe, fruitful hunt" ect, ect.

The controversial issues forum is designed to not tie up the Honey Hole with Controversial issues that some may not want to read about or join in on.

Rifles and hanguns are tools used in other OUTDOOR pursuits like hunting and target shooting

As far as go away :rofl: Don't be a tough talker, your title of Moderator isn't intimidating
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Re: Needless Forum

Postby caleb » Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:51 am

captainduckhead wrote:As far as go away :rofl: Don't be a tough talker, your title of Moderator isn't intimidating


never been a "tough talker" and I wasnt using my mod title for anything. Go away was meant for you to leave the forum if you dont want to be apart of it. Theres plenty more hear for you on DHC. I could go into the "insert forum name hear" forum and say "this is useless" but all that does it upset the poeple that use it and like it. Why would I want to do that? Theres a whole lot more going on in this world right now that I am worried about and have to deal with on a day to day basis than what Chris wants on HIS forum.

have a great day :smile:
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Postby badandy970 » Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:02 pm

Some people just don't learn, if you don't like it leave. No one is making you come in.

Think of it like this, for comparison's sake only.

This forum is a strip club you are a priest.

You can not like it not agree with it but just keep out of it and everything will be good. Or you can go in and keep your mouth shut and you might just like what you see. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Postby Smackaduck » Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:00 pm

Did you guys not see CDHs use of emoticon. :rofl: Someones always trying to bust someones balls. :no:
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Postby wackemstackem » Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:10 am

Personally, since we are now covering all the bases on DHC I think their should be a sex forum.
We should all know how to not only protect our selves from the boogy man but from STD's too.
Before I got snipped I prefered natural lamb condoms but as we all may know those wont protect from something nasty.In that case latex is a must.
I think a sex forum is a great way to share techniques and educate the younger members here on DHC.Especially female members 18 and over.
The posibilities are just endless.
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