870 - shhhhhhhh..
OK, this isn't all that embarassing, but i had to laugh my arse off at this (once i got back in my house)
the guy that lives across the street from me is a BIG guy. probably my height (6'3") and at least 80 pounds heavier than i am..which puts him close to the 300 mark.
anyway, he's got this little white pitbull named Zeus (of course it is..right?) that is really just the kindest dog you would ever want to meet. Zeus is about the same age as Tug (swamp puppy) and about as playfull.
well anyway, Zeus was out today when i returned from the river with Tug. Tug hopped out of the truck and immediately ran across the street to see Zeus who was sitting next to his owner. Tug wasted no time in hopping right up on Zeus and proceeded to hump away..Zeus seemed basically ok with this and just stood there while my dog banged away on him. Zeus' owner, on the other hand, was pretty upset that his big bad pitbull was getting humped by a goofy lab..and was more than a little upset.
i grabbed Tug and hauled him off across the street and took him inside...i couldn't help laughing my arse off at that though. eventhough i was a little peeved that my dog ran off like that.
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