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Postby Bootlipkiller » Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:36 pm

This is his home forum but yet I don't see any post from him? Has he been busy during the dark Alaskan winter shacked up with a shockingly over weight Eskimo women? AK if you're out there don't fall asleep next to her, if she rolls over you could be killed!


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Re: AKpirate

Postby Bootlipkiller » Wed Jun 11, 2014 11:10 am

He's still alive, I've located photographic proof
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Re: AKpirate

Postby Bootlipkiller » Wed Jun 11, 2014 6:06 pm

Another AK sighting was reported at the Eskimo swim event in anchorage. Looks like we almost lost him.
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Re: AKpirate

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Jun 11, 2014 8:16 pm

He sounds like a tool.
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Re: AKpirate

Postby Bootlipkiller » Wed Jun 11, 2014 8:36 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:He sounds like a tool.

You don't speak of the king of YouTube like that.


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Re: AKpirate

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Jun 11, 2014 9:54 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:He sounds like a tool.

You don't speak of the king of YouTube like that.


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I meant something like a 12" sliding miter saw. A cool tool...
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Re: AKpirate

Postby blindbound86 » Thu Jun 12, 2014 12:27 am

Who is this AK pirate? This is my home forum and mine alone!


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Re: AKpirate

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Jun 12, 2014 12:31 am

Go back to AZ carrot farmer! This forum is for men who smell of whale blubber and pickled herring


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Re: AKpirate

Postby Tiler_J » Thu Jun 12, 2014 12:32 am

blindbound86 wrote:Who is this AK pirate? This is my home forum and mine alone!


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I wouldn't say it that loudly, AKpirate might hear you. You are living on borrowed time if you consider this your home turf. Be warned.
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Re: AKpirate

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Jun 12, 2014 12:40 am

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blindbound86 wrote:Who is this AK pirate? This is my home forum and mine alone!


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I wouldn't say it that loudly, AKpirate might hear you. You are living on borrowed time if you consider this your home turf. Be warned.


You won't like him when he's angry
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Re: AKpirate

Postby Duckcommander727 » Thu Jun 12, 2014 12:44 am

Ahhahahahah

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Re: AKpirate

Postby Tiler_J » Thu Jun 12, 2014 12:54 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
blindbound86 wrote:Who is this AK pirate? This is my home forum and mine alone!


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I wouldn't say it that loudly, AKpirate might hear you. You are living on borrowed time if you consider this your home turf. Be warned.


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Is that Eskimo being born?
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Re: AKpirate

Postby goldfish » Thu Jun 12, 2014 12:56 am

Tiler_J wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
blindbound86 wrote:Who is this AK pirate? This is my home forum and mine alone!


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I wouldn't say it that loudly, AKpirate might hear you. You are living on borrowed time if you consider this your home turf. Be warned.


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Is that Eskimo being born?

Trying to crawl his way back out from between her legs

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Re: AKpirate

Postby blindbound86 » Thu Jun 12, 2014 6:22 am

Bwahahahaha, you guys are killing me.


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Re: AKpirate

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:26 am

goldfish wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
blindbound86 wrote:Who is this AK pirate? This is my home forum and mine alone!


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I wouldn't say it that loudly, AKpirate might hear you. You are living on borrowed time if you consider this your home turf. Be warned.


You won't like him when he's angry
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Is that Eskimo being born?

Trying to crawl his way back out from between her legs

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Maybe he's crawling back in. It's cold up there!


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Re: AKpirate

Postby Duckcommander727 » Thu Jun 12, 2014 11:07 am

How many obese and hairy Eskimos do you have to scrog, to become an alaskan?

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Re: AKpirate

Postby goldfish » Thu Jun 12, 2014 12:13 pm

Duckcommander727 wrote:How many obese and hairy Eskimos do you have to scrog, to become an alaskan?

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Always at least one more

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Re: AKpirate

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Jun 12, 2014 12:18 pm

Ask AKPirate! Wait he has abandoned his forum in search of lamp oil.
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Re: AKpirate

Postby Duckcommander727 » Thu Jun 12, 2014 12:23 pm

I'm going to Club baby seal until I get an answer. Maybe if I get enough, I'll become an honorary alaskan

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Re: AKpirate

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Jun 12, 2014 12:43 pm

Duckcommander727 wrote:I'm going to Club baby seal until I get an answer. Maybe if I get enough, I'll become an honorary alaskan

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I'm going clubbing this year. Can't wait! Do they do it in AK? I don't think so. Its east coast Canada where I am doing it.
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Re: AKpirate

Postby goldfish » Thu Jun 12, 2014 12:44 pm

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Re: AKpirate

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Jun 12, 2014 12:50 pm

The seals get addicted to drugs and start turning tricks if they club to much.


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Re: AKpirate

Postby Duckcommander727 » Thu Jun 12, 2014 1:12 pm

Hahahahhahhahaah

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Re: AKpirate

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Jun 12, 2014 8:17 pm

The baby seal song written by AKPirate, co written by Aunt Betty and performed by Rex Chapman and the 3 shot group band.


Baby Seals Song
Way up north where the air gets cold

We're running out of money and we're running out of gold

So now I earn my living

Killing the baby seals


You can hit `em with a bat you can hit `em with a brick

You can poke `em in th eye with your eye pokin stick

That's how I earn my living

Killing the baby seals


You can slash `em in the head you can slash `em in the throat

Then throw `em in the back of your fishing boat

That's how I earn my living

Killing the baby seals.


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Re: AKpirate

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Thu Jun 12, 2014 8:45 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:The baby seal song written by AKPirate, co written by Aunt Betty and performed by Rex Chapman and the 3 shot group band.


Baby Seals Song
Way up north where the air gets cold

We're running out of money and we're running out of gold

So now I earn my living

Killing the baby seals


You can hit `em with a bat you can hit `em with a brick

You can poke `em in th eye with your eye pokin stick

That's how I earn my living

Killing the baby seals


You can slash `em in the head you can slash `em in the throat

Then throw `em in the back of your fishing boat

That's how I earn my living

Killing the baby seals.


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