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Re: Arkansas almost has 1,000,000 ooser's thread

Postby cannon » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:48 pm

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Re: Arkansas almost has 1,000,000 ooser's thread

Postby ByersFarm » Wed Jul 09, 2014 12:48 pm

It's been many a moons since I partook in some soco.
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Re: Arkansas almost has 1,000,000 ooser's thread

Postby cannon » Wed Jul 09, 2014 10:25 pm

ByersFarm wrote:It's been many a moons since I partook in some soco.


I think there's a rule against it if you're over 20. Tried to once in my mid-20's. Didn't end well. I've heard that mixing it with Maddog will induce simultaneous levitation and paralysis.
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Re: Arkansas almost has 1,000,000 ooser's thread

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:24 pm

Sounds like hobo punch


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Re: Arkansas almost has 1,000,000 ooser's thread

Postby Westtennduckhunter » Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:25 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:Sounds like hobo punch


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Re: Arkansas almost has 1,000,000 ooser's thread

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:51 pm

Hahahaha just thought I would pop in and see what my kin folk were up too.


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Re: Arkansas almost has 1,000,000 ooser's thread

Postby Westtennduckhunter » Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:38 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:Hahahaha just thought I would pop in and see what my kin folk were up too.


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Re: Arkansas almost has 1,000,000 ooser's thread

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Jul 10, 2014 3:21 pm

How's the rice growing out there? It's growing good here but we may not have any water to flood them up after harvest.
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Re: Arkansas almost has 1,000,000 ooser's thread

Postby Westtennduckhunter » Thu Jul 10, 2014 3:35 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:How's the rice growing out there? It's growing good here but we may not have any water to flood them up after harvest.
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Ya I heard y'all were in a pretty good drought. All the rain must be here. Seems like it rains everyday.
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Arkansas almost has 1,000,000 ooser's thread

Postby ByersFarm » Thu Jul 10, 2014 5:52 pm

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ByersFarm wrote:It's been many a moons since I partook in some soco.


I think there's a rule against it if you're over 20. Tried to once in my mid-20's. Didn't end well. I've heard that mixing it with Maddog will induce simultaneous levitation and paralysis.

Maddog 20/20. That's just slightly better than night train. Both will cause spousal abuse.
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Re: Arkansas almost has 1,000,000 ooser's thread

Postby cannon » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:36 pm

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ByersFarm wrote:It's been many a moons since I partook in some soco.


I think there's a rule against it if you're over 20. Tried to once in my mid-20's. Didn't end well. I've heard that mixing it with Maddog will induce simultaneous levitation and paralysis.

Maddog 20/20. That's just slightly better than night train. Both will spousal abuse.


Yup. To get any deeper than that in the well, you'll need a dirty wife-beater with a couple of holes in it and a bottle of thunderbird wrapped in a brown paper sack. Did I mention that I lived in a trailer park for three years back in the early 90's? Ahhhh . . . memories.
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Re: Arkansas almost has 1,000,000 ooser's thread

Postby ByersFarm » Fri Jul 11, 2014 6:20 am

Six days of rain. That's right. Six.
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Re: Arkansas almost has 1,000,000 ooser's thread

Postby whisperin' duck » Fri Jul 11, 2014 10:14 am

It was supposed to rain here but the clouds have moved out and the sun is shining
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Re: Arkansas almost has 1,000,000 ooser's thread

Postby Bootlipkiller » Fri Jul 11, 2014 12:45 pm

ByersFarm wrote:Six days of rain. That's right. Six.


Yep, you guys are just rubbing it in.


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Re: Arkansas almost has 1,000,000 ooser's thread

Postby CrazyDrake » Fri Jul 11, 2014 12:46 pm

Rumor has it, Byers needs to start his 2014 Migration Report.
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Re: Arkansas almost has 1,000,000 ooser's thread

Postby steve-o » Fri Jul 11, 2014 1:02 pm

CrazyDrake wrote:Rumor has it, Byers needs to start his 2014 Migration Report.

I bet he's too busy building his ark
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Re: Arkansas almost has 1,000,000 ooser's thread

Postby ByersFarm » Fri Jul 11, 2014 5:02 pm

CrazyDrake wrote:Rumor has it, Byers needs to start his 2014 Migration Report.

Ducks are arriving now. Image
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Re: Arkansas almost has 1,000,000 ooser's thread

Postby Westtennduckhunter » Fri Jul 11, 2014 5:54 pm

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ByersFarm wrote:Six days of rain. That's right. Six.


Yep, you guys are just rubbing it in.


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It seems like it's usually one way or the other.
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Re: Arkansas almost has 1,000,000 ooser's thread

Postby ByersFarm » Sun Jul 13, 2014 6:14 am

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Re: Arkansas almost has 1,000,000 ooser's thread

Postby whisperin' duck » Sun Jul 13, 2014 10:21 am

It's hot, and humid...
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Re: Arkansas almost has 1,000,000 ooser's thread

Postby cannon » Sun Jul 13, 2014 10:22 am

whisperin' duck wrote:It's hot, and humid...


Yessir.
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Re: Arkansas almost has 1,000,000 ooser's thread

Postby ByersFarm » Sun Jul 13, 2014 11:00 am

Coming home from the lake yesterday I encountered my seventh day of rain this month.
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Re: Arkansas almost has 1,000,000 ooser's thread

Postby Westtennduckhunter » Sun Jul 13, 2014 11:33 am

ByersFarm wrote:Coming home from the lake yesterday I encountered my seventh day of rain this month.


Setting a record for lake trips. Nice. I don't know what to make of all this rain. Can any of y'all ever remember such a wet summer?
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Re: Arkansas almost has 1,000,000 ooser's thread

Postby ByersFarm » Sun Jul 13, 2014 12:36 pm

Westtennduckhunter wrote:
ByersFarm wrote:Coming home from the lake yesterday I encountered my seventh day of rain this month.


Setting a record for lake trips. Nice. I don't know what to make of all this rain. Can any of y'all ever remember such a wet summer?

I used to make it out every weekend.
As far as the rain I don't recall one this wet for us. '09 was very wet in July and August. Thus far I haven't seen dry ground this month.
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Re: Arkansas almost has 1,000,000 ooser's thread

Postby cannon » Sun Jul 13, 2014 1:06 pm

ByersFarm wrote:
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ByersFarm wrote:Coming home from the lake yesterday I encountered my seventh day of rain this month.


Setting a record for lake trips. Nice. I don't know what to make of all this rain. Can any of y'all ever remember such a wet summer?

I used to make it out every weekend.
As far as the rain I don't recall one this wet for us. '09 was very wet in July and August. Thus far I haven't seen dry ground this month.


That's the way it was here last year. We've missed the last couple you've gotten. I could actually use an inch or so about Wednesday. Beans are looking a tad dry. Ain't gonna complain about that, though . . . I've seen the other side of dry around your place, and I got NOTHIN to be upset about.
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