This ones for Redbeard!!!

[CaliDukks]

I browsed the womans forum looking for a hot date. Funny they all just thought I was a pervert

Red, that's cause you gotta look for the not so hot dates too. Lower your standards a bit and see what happens. If all else fails, i hear Mike is the go to guy on that one!

and quakaholic.....that sounds kinda kinky. No wonder you and Jimmy are such good friends!

[JIMBO89]

Cali you got it all wrong! Reds looking for a hot FEMALE, he's going to want to talk to me about that one!

[Redbeard]

Yeah right...hey you guys are so young I'm interested in your moms. Who's got the hottest mom?!

[Mike Callian]

Hey Mike, Jimmy here told me that when my Mojo decoy comes in next week or so that you can pick it up for me and hold it until we come up next month. Is this true or is he just blowing smoke up my ass again?

Sorry, I vowed never to touch a Mojo decoy

[JIMBO89]

Hey Mike, Jimmy here told me that when my Mojo decoy comes in next week or so that you can pick it up for me and hold it until we come up next month. Is this true or is he just blowing smoke up my ass again?

Sorry, I vowed never to touch a Mojo decoy

You're more of a cabelas vortex guy huh mike?

[Mike Callian]

No, my live decoys work well enough I don't have to use those crazy electric gizmos

[JIMBO89]

No, my live decoys work well enough I don't have to use those crazy electric gizmos

LIVE decoys huh? I knew you were one of those unethical hunters! That's it! You're out, might as well go hunt freezer filler!

[Mike Callian]

That's it! You're out, might as well go hunt freezer filler!

Jimmy, what the hell are you talking about? 4 in the afternoon is a little early to be drinking in excess again.

[JIMBO89]

That's it! You're out, might as well go hunt freezer filler!

Jimmy, what the hell are you talking about? 4 in the afternoon is a little early to be drinking in excess again.

Havn't you ever heard of its 5 O'clock somewhere by jimmy buffet!!!!

[quackaholic88]

Hey Mike, Jimmy here told me that when my Mojo decoy comes in next week or so that you can pick it up for me and hold it until we come up next month. Is this true or is he just blowing smoke up my ass again?

Sorry, I vowed never to touch a Mojo decoy

I can accept that. Can you at least make sure they dont put it back on the self before I get there? lol

[Redbeard]

88...damn did you post that at 230 am?! Pacific time!

[quackaholic88]

yah im nocturnal. Ask jimmy, he is always calling me at noon and im still asleep. But I stay out until 3.

[JIMBO89]

Yo red what happened to your thread?

[Redbeard]

Yo red what happened to your thread?

we've been lazy. No topics worth discussing. We outta bring it back to our original topic...women! That should put us at the 1000 mark.

On a side note, I finally got permission to hunt some private property ive been working on. I'm hoping for some great goose shoots this season

[Mike Callian]

Do we wanna know what exactly you had to do to get permission to that old lady's property...?

[Quackity Gal]

All a woman really needs is a little lovin'....

[Redbeard]

Do we wanna know what exactly you had to do to get permission to that old lady's property...?

mike you want my BS answer here? Or you want me to PM with my real answer?!

[JIMBO89]

So we will be enjoying some fantastic hunts this year huh red? I can't wait to get invited!

[Quackity Gal]

So we will be enjoying some fantastic hunts this year huh red? I can't wait to get invited!

[Redbeard]

Yea as long as everything works out th way I hope it will, we'll see what we can do

[CaliDukks]

I don't have to use those crazy electric gizmos

That's what she said!

[JIMBO89]

MAn is the forum dead! Feel like im watching whale wars!

[Redbeard]

It should be alive and well with hunting season right around the corner. Like i said I think we just need a new topic worth discussing

[Flying Bones]

How about something along the lines of "the best way to get a limit of ducks on a bluebird day is..."

[CaliDukks]

How about something along the lines of "the best way to get a limit of ducks on a bluebird day is..."

Involves a jerk string setup, good calling, and patience.