Hope you are getting ducks and spending some bucks at the Butt City bar,
where you have to have some $$ to get very far
Cuz' if you aint got no money
you won't get no honey.....
so you might as well go home and be all alone
and suck the meat off that drake spoonie bone,
then you'll go to sleep and wake up too early
get to the rice and pretend to be burly,
stare at the sky and wonder why
the girl in the bar you stared at from afar,
went out with the young buck from Chico State
gave you the cold shoulder and sealed your fate
but at least you didn't have to stay up too late.....
we hunters would rather get up early than spend too much time with some flea bag girly....
to have the opportunity to bag a few fowl,
no matter the weather we work hard to ruffle a feather
it's our passion, just to watch the ducks come a crashin'.....
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
The sky is falling, the sky is falling! Oops that's just ducks and geese...