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Postby webfeet » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:05 pm

a young farmer boy wakes up on the wrong side of the bed, mom says go out and do your chores before breakfast, kid goes out to milk the cow and kicks the cow, goes to the henhouse and kicks the chicken, goes over to feed the hogs and kicks one of them. comes back in the house and sits down to a dry bowl of cereal, says to mom where's my milk? mom says "i seen you kick that cow so no milk for a week", well where's my eggs? " i seen you kick that chicken so no eggs for a week", what about my bacon? " i seen you kick the hog so no bacon for a week". about that time dad comes in to the table and kicks the cat out from under his chair. kid looks up at his mom and says "should i tell him or are you?"
"why are they landing over there?"
"hold my gun, i can't steer"
WAR WAZZU!!!
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Postby big_countryks » Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:23 am

:salude: :toofunny:
"When the Buffalo are gone, we will hunt mice, for we are hunters, and we want our freedom..." (Sitting Bull)
"Republicans believe every day is 4th of July, but Democrats believe every day is April 15." (Ronald W. Reagan)
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Postby yellowlab » Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:22 pm

:toofunny: :toofunny: very veyr nice
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Postby Captain16 » Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:07 am

I Like it!!!! :toofunny:
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