Might want to list some of the things you can bring to the table (besides a desire to be shown someone's honey hole).
You know, like you're the Mississippi State Duck Calling Champion 2012, 2011, 2010, & 2009. You have two USA Champion Field Trial Labs. You're a three-time FITASC Champion. You're a Federal ProStaffer and get cases of free shells....which you share generously. Also, an Avery ProStaffer with a shop full of brand new clothes and decoys that you'll never use, and would like a new home for. You are in the habit of always cooking a hot breakfast in the blind. And you like nothing more than cleaning all your blind buddy's birds for them!
Stuff like that. Might help bring in an offer........?