Woodrow, last year the check out girl didn't ring up my two cases of shells I had in the bottom of the cart ($150 worth give or take) and I had the exact same thought, I didn't want that karma coming at me. Figured I'd hit even less with "stolen" shells.
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Sometimes I think...
'Do I really want a beer?'
Then I remember there's a supervolcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue, and when it erupts, it could potentially cover most of North America... and I'm like,
F YEAH I WANT A BEER!