Not sure if you guys watch Water and Woods with John Gillespie. He's up in Canadia catching awesome fish....anyways he's got a war vet with him. The guy hooks up with a nice laker, John starts helping him reel saying this guy has an arm injury from the war.
John: Now sergeant, you were injured in the war. We're ya shot?
Sergeant: Nope. Blown up.
It might just be the 4 bloody mary's, but I just about pissed myself laughing.
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” - Will Rogers