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Postby duck77777 » Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:39 am

26 reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

6. A dog's parents never visit.

7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.

8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.

10. Dogs seldom outlive you.

11. Dogs can't talk.

12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.

16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

18. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

19. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.

20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get m ad. They just think it's interesting.

21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.

22. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.

23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.

24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick-up truck.

25. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.

And, last but not least:

26. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
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Postby Admin2 » Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:26 am

I can really relate to #1, 4, 12, & 21 :laughing:


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Postby shrpshtr » Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:48 am

All are very valid points!!!
Talk 'em into givin' up!

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Postby ACEBLDRS » Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:12 pm

8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

I love it!!
.....you've got to ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?

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Postby Greg Wile » Fri Oct 21, 2005 2:59 pm

They are all great and right on the money. :thumbsup:
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Re: Joke

Postby gunman » Sat Oct 22, 2005 2:38 am

13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

LOL My favorite!
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Postby AlaskaRedneK » Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:30 pm

Hah hahh ahaaa!!!

I just read this and I LOVE IT!!! :salude: :salude: :salude: :getdown:


THATS what Ive been tellin y'all the whole time.... Wimmins are nice... but they have ALOT of drawbacks. HW I didnt say they didnt have any "perks" or upsides (so please dont hurt me :yes: )

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Postby big_countryks » Mon Oct 24, 2005 1:22 am

Now, I dare you to post this on the outdoor womens forum...
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Postby Remington1187 » Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:05 pm

big_countryks wrote:Now, I dare you to post this on the outdoor womens forum...


HAHA! That would be GREAT! :hammering: :toofunny: :salude:
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Postby kiwismakebetterhunters » Thu Oct 27, 2005 9:47 pm

Remington1187 wrote:
big_countryks wrote:Now, I dare you to post this on the outdoor womens forum...


HAHA! That would be GREAT! :hammering: :toofunny: :salude:


Ahhh either you dont know women or its a whole lot different up there!
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