A flock of birds came in once, I shot one and then placed my attention at the other bird to shoot it. I got up to go find the bird I nocked down, I couldn't find the damn thing and it only landed a few feet from the blind. I gave up and went to get back into the blind. I look in the blind and ask my partner, "hey, did you throw this spoony in my blind". His reply was what spoony? Some how the thing bounced into my blind and I didn't even know it, because I was busy shooting at the other bird.
Then there was the time I shot this teal. It had a quarter sized hole in it. I was plucking it and for some reason I decided to stick my finger inside the huge hole. I poked my finger inside and it hit a wall, something hard. I said, "What the hell is this?" Then I pulled it out, it was the wad!