Fartin' In Your Waders...

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Fartin' In Your Waders...

Postby Swamp Puppy » Sun Nov 13, 2005 1:44 pm

it is inevitable, but you can reduce the damage to your sense of smell by NOT eating mexican food and drinking alot of beer the night before your hunt. :eek:

you've been warned.

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Postby Smackaduck » Sun Nov 13, 2005 1:45 pm

:withstupid: Especially when your standing in water up to your chest cause its gonna come right up leaving you with no where to go. :laughing:
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Postby yellowlab » Sun Nov 13, 2005 2:24 pm

:salude: thanks for that warming the other day i was hunting with my brother and he was bad bad :toofunny:
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Postby CLUTCHfan » Sun Nov 13, 2005 2:45 pm

What about pickled eggs and draft beer?
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Postby sirduckington » Sun Nov 13, 2005 3:39 pm

At least it's warm......
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Postby Swamp Puppy » Sun Nov 13, 2005 4:10 pm

sirduckington wrote:At least it's warm......


yeah..but if it's TOO warm you might have other issues.
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Postby reloanman » Sun Nov 13, 2005 5:13 pm

how about when you try to let one out and you get a surprise. DAMN!
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Postby Benelli Slinger » Sun Nov 13, 2005 5:28 pm

reloanman wrote:how about when you try to let one out and you get a surprise. DAMN!

man thats the worst, that plus walking and falling in some nice stagnant mud
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Postby hankrt » Sun Nov 13, 2005 5:34 pm

How about this one......one year in the late 80's when the water was very high everywhere, I went to take a dump, thought the weighters were out of the way, but quickly realised once I returned to the blind that I had layed a nice warm suprise right into my weighters!!!! My hunting buddy was not crazy about that one, it's a good thing it was really cold, and the hunt was awesome, limited out that day if I recall. Often wondered if that had something to do with the good hunt, but fo years I shook it off and credited it to the weather that day, not something I care to try again!!!
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Postby ISHOOTDIVERS » Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:10 pm

Hank that is down right nasty always make sure you have the waders down and out of the way, and if you need find a good tree to prop up against :withstupid:
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Postby gahunter » Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:40 pm

Pickled eggs and pickled hot sausage with budweiser or high life makes for some great bombs. I found out Friday night that fire fighting gear funnels farts up pretty good too. :thumbsup:
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Postby Swamp Puppy » Sun Nov 13, 2005 7:03 pm

Hank- man...i've come close to doing that myself. glad my encounter was a "near miss" though.
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Postby Ducksbeus » Sun Nov 13, 2005 7:44 pm

If it feels good... DO IT!!! :yes: :yes: :yes:
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Postby Gooseboy » Sun Nov 13, 2005 7:59 pm

The group ended up with 420 birds.

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Postby Trois_beaux_canards » Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:23 pm

Never came that close to leaving a little gift in the waders. Thanks for the sound advice, I'll be careful from here on out! :toofunny:
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Postby drake the duck dog » Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:23 pm

hey as long as your buddies are all down wind,i let er rip.happy hunt n
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Postby tstrong » Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:26 pm

Went with a buddy that returned only to see he went all down his straps. I laughed my *** off.
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Postby AlaskaRedneK » Sun Nov 13, 2005 9:42 pm

HAAA HAaaa aaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Oh man. Now THAT is some of the best advise I have heard in a looooong time :laughing:

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Postby kiwismakebetterhunters » Mon Nov 14, 2005 12:40 am

TIP: If youve got a wading belt on the added gas adds floatation! :laughing:
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Postby MacAttack » Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:10 am

Or if you do with the wader belt, then after a while you forget, and all that time it was festering (sp) then you get a good whif.....WOW
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Postby goosehunter64 » Mon Nov 14, 2005 3:41 am

This thread is so wrong in soooooo many ways.............thats why I like it.
Speaking of lettin farts and creamy ones..............eewwww, I part took in the creamy one at one time. Same thing, thought they were out of the way.................NOT....inside, outside, on the straps ....the whole 9yrds.
Spent 1/2hr with soap and water to mak'em look and smell better. Thank God we were close to camp. :getdown: :toofunny: :toofunny: :umm:
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Postby gunman » Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:19 am

I'm waiting for HW to comment on this thread..... :laughing:
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Postby Swamp Puppy » Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:58 am

gunman wrote:I'm waiting for HW to comment on this thread..... :laughing:

Bah...Wimmin don't fart. just ask one. :toofunny:
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Postby 98ramtough » Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:11 am

Don't you love it when you let one go and about 10 minutes later after you thought you had excaped it, you bend over and it all comes back to ya... mmmm

They need to make waders with an exhaust system!
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Postby tuf-duc » Mon Nov 14, 2005 11:55 am

reloanman wrote:how about when you try to let one out and you get a surprise. DAMN!

I think they cll that a "SHART"!
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