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Gay Rednecks!!

Postby charlie beard » Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:34 pm

I go to a local watering hole about once a week.

There are two gals and a guy in there most of the time.

They like Country music,yes Hank,George,and Willie,

They are Nascar nuts.

One of the Gals has a Harley Hog,and will drink Blue Ribbion beer with you all day long.

The guy has a Rebel Flag in the back window of his truck.

The gals know me and how I feel on this crap,So they don,t swap spit in front of me.

I didn,t know this until about two weeks ago.

Dam, now I am worried about Bubba.
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Re: Gay Rednecks!!

Postby Deano » Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:49 pm

Unless they are hitting on you or your hitting on them...............what does it matter?? LMAO

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Re: Gay Rednecks!!

Postby canbakchaser » Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:59 pm

so they're lesbeins? what was the point of this post? More importantly are they hot? :biggrin:
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Re: Gay Rednecks!!

Postby shoot-n-goose » Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:31 pm

so post them up on youtube for everyone to see
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Re: Gay Rednecks!!

Postby jrockncash » Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:34 pm

Unless your a liberal you dont have to feel guilty at all for hanging out with a couple of fruits. Who cares. Now if your a liberal you need to find out how you can help and pity them. My team just gets drunk and has a good time.
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Re: Gay Rednecks!!

Postby charlie beard » Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:19 pm

Sorry to offend some of you young fellows

Back here you can't have hunting or gun magizines in the school library,but yet they think being Gay is Kosher.

Go figure..
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Re: Gay Rednecks!!

Postby Booney3721 » Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:49 pm

im a liberal and i say let them do what they want to do, like said in older post put that crap on youtube
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Re: Gay Rednecks!!

Postby Preacher1011 » Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:42 pm

SCISSOR ME TIMBERS CAP'N!!!!!
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Re: Gay Rednecks!!

Postby Booney3721 » Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:51 pm

preacher u got a lil cpt. in ya?
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Re: Gay Rednecks!!

Postby Montanafowler » Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:00 pm

Blue_Waffles wrote:preacher u got a lil cpt. in ya?


waffles, i bet you like a lil Capt. Crunch in ya :yes:
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Re: Gay Rednecks!!

Postby BigRiver » Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:01 pm

Preacher1011 wrote:SCISSOR ME TIMBERS CAP'N!!!!!


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Re: Gay Rednecks!!

Postby Indaswamp » Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:02 pm

Waffles-considering the thread name-I'd be more worried if he's got a little bit of JACK or JIM in him!! :lol3: :lol3: :clapping:

BTW-charlie, you might find this an interesting comparison to your dilemma:
http://www.duckhuntingchat.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=101&t=116578&start=50#p895389
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Re: Gay Rednecks!!

Postby Booney3721 » Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:09 pm

i regret to show this but hey blackmail
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my freshman year for a costume contesti dressed up as Cpt Crunch
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Re: Gay Rednecks!!

Postby Indaswamp » Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:39 pm

Blue_Waffles wrote:i regret to show this but hey blackmail
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my freshman year for a costume contesti dressed up as Cpt Crunch

:thumbsup: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

Now I know why you are BLUE WAFFLES!!!
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Re: Gay Rednecks!!

Postby Indaswamp » Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:40 pm

Blue_Waffles wrote:i regret to show this but hey blackmail
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my freshman year for a costume contesti dressed up as Cpt Crunch

:thumbsup: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

Now I know why you are BLUE WAFFLES!!! What's your buddies costume? Fat Man?
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Postby Montanafowler » Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:40 pm

Blue_Waffles wrote:i regret to show this but hey blackmail
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my freshman year for a costume contesti dressed up as Cpt Crunch


i couldn't have called that one better :lol3: who's the sidekick? :hi:
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Re: Gay Rednecks!!

Postby Booney3721 » Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:55 pm

Fat man lol even has his own song, it the scat man song but its now IM A FAT MAN!!!!
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Re: Gay Rednecks!!

Postby joshco84 » Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:04 pm

Blue_Waffles wrote:i regret to show this but hey blackmail
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my freshman year for a costume contesti dressed up as Cpt Crunch


This picture goes really well with the title of the thread.
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Re: Gay Rednecks!!

Postby Indaswamp » Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:09 pm

joshco84 wrote:
Blue_Waffles wrote:i regret to show this but hey blackmail
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my freshman year for a costume contesti dressed up as Cpt Crunch


This picture goes really well with the title of the thread.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping:
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Re: Gay Rednecks!!

Postby Booney3721 » Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:17 pm

oh f*** you joshco little b**** i dont want to hear that $h!t, my stuffs a exit and it suits me fine,
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Re: Gay Rednecks!!

Postby MinnesotaDan » Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:32 am

I show no love... to homo thugs. Well homo rednecks in this case.

I'm not at all ashamed to say I don't like queers, and if that gets me called a bigot I don't give a *expletive*
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Re: Gay Rednecks!!

Postby Montanafowler » Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:22 am

Blue_Waffles wrote:Oh f*** you Joshco little b**** i don't want to hear that $h!t...



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Re: Gay Rednecks!!

Postby don taylor » Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:41 am

Did you know from an early age that you were different waffles?

Maybe you can change your name from blue waffles to pink cupcake?
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Re: Gay Rednecks!!

Postby Rick Hall » Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:23 am

charlie beard wrote:I go to a local watering hole about once a week.

There are two gals and a guy in there most of the time.

They like Country music,yes Hank,George,and Willie,

They are Nascar nuts.

One of the Gals has a Harley Hog,and will drink Blue Ribbion beer with you all day long.

The guy has a Rebel Flag in the back window of his truck.

The gals know me and how I feel on this crap,So they don,t swap spit in front of me.

I didn,t know this until about two weeks ago.

Dam, now I am worried about Bubba.


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