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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby beretta24 » Fri Nov 15, 2013 9:49 pm

A week and a half left, the shakes are already starting.
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby Indaswamp » Fri Nov 15, 2013 9:50 pm

t_baker wrote:
ByersFarm wrote:
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t_baker wrote:So I meet a guy tonight to show him a plow. We are walking around it, talking it over and checking it out. The man is mid 40's, seemed well put together, his wife is also along with him. Shes not beautiful by no means but not God awful either. She is standing there with us. He asks me, so you gotta have $2,750 out of it? I reply yes. He replies, with the straightest face ever. "What if you took my wife over to your truck and had her suck your _ _ _ _, Would you take 2500 then?" I smiled and said nah, I better not do that. He tells me well the offer stands if you change your mind. His wife just stood there smiling.

The man was not joking, not one bit.

Should've taken him up on the offer and said it wasn't worth that much of a price drop. I will take $2,700 now though just because I feel bad.

This.


Considered, really I did. I stopped at my Grandparents on the way home to help Grandpa, told him. He said price up town for a BJ is 25 bucks. lol

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t_baker wrote:So I meet a guy tonight to show him a plow. We are walking around it, talking it over and checking it out. The man is mid 40's, seemed well put together, his wife is also along with him. Shes not beautiful by no means but not God awful either. She is standing there with us. He asks me, so you gotta have $2,750 out of it? I reply yes. He replies, with the straightest face ever. "What if you took my wife over to your truck and had her suck your _ _ _ _, Would you take 2500 then?" I smiled and said nah, I better not do that. He tells me well the offer stands if you change your mind. His wife just stood there smiling.

The man was not joking, not one bit.

Did you tell your wife?


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She wont be home from work for another hour, if I am still awake, yes I will tell her.

Hell....you run down stairs just to see titties!!! :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3:
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby t_baker » Fri Nov 15, 2013 9:53 pm

I know, I know.
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby Indaswamp » Fri Nov 15, 2013 9:55 pm

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8,739 uniform combinations. 0 National championships.

1000 points to Cason....I chuckled for realz! :lol3:
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby Indaswamp » Fri Nov 15, 2013 9:59 pm

18javelin wrote:7 point albino down couldn't pass him two days in a rowImageImage


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Way cool! :thumbsup:
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby Indaswamp » Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:02 pm

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He needs a mojo bone....
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby Indaswamp » Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:07 pm

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
t_baker wrote:So I meet a guy tonight to show him a plow. We are walking around it, talking it over and checking it out. The man is mid 40's, seemed well put together, his wife is also along with him. Shes not beautiful by no means but not God awful either. She is standing there with us. He asks me, so you gotta have $2,750 out of it? I reply yes. He replies, with the straightest face ever. "What if you took my wife over to your truck and had her suck your _ _ _ _, Would you take 2500 then?" I smiled and said nah, I better not do that. He tells me well the offer stands if you change your mind. His wife just stood there smiling.

The man was not joking, not one bit.


Bet that is a loving happy marriage.

she was probably a hooker he picked up on the way to look at the farm equipment....
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby t_baker » Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:17 pm

Indaswamp wrote:
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t_baker wrote:So I meet a guy tonight to show him a plow. We are walking around it, talking it over and checking it out. The man is mid 40's, seemed well put together, his wife is also along with him. Shes not beautiful by no means but not God awful either. She is standing there with us. He asks me, so you gotta have $2,750 out of it? I reply yes. He replies, with the straightest face ever. "What if you took my wife over to your truck and had her suck your _ _ _ _, Would you take 2500 then?" I smiled and said nah, I better not do that. He tells me well the offer stands if you change your mind. His wife just stood there smiling.

The man was not joking, not one bit.


Bet that is a loving happy marriage.

she was probably a hooker he picked up on the way to look at the farm equipment....

My vote goes to swingers. I ended up selling him the plow Monday. But your probably 36 pages from that yet.:grin:

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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby Indaswamp » Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:30 pm

GOTDUCKS? wrote:Now that my boy is 16 he's stepping up more. Carrying half the load, driving me here in his truck etc. So today I hand him the light and say you can lead us out. He grabs the light with a smile and takes off. As he's hauling butt I yell out "make sure you pan side to side and watch for gators". The blank look on his face was priceless. :lol3:

I counted 17 gators on the way back to camp one morning this week.....
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby Indaswamp » Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:34 pm

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:eek: damn Rick! that one was CLOSE!! :eek:
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby Indaswamp » Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:37 pm

D Comeaux wrote:Nice pictures Tinner. :thumbsup:

X2!
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby sampsonhuntin » Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:45 pm

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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby Indaswamp » Fri Nov 15, 2013 11:03 pm

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: for realz! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby GOTDUCKS? » Fri Nov 15, 2013 11:40 pm

Indaswamp wrote:
Rick Hall wrote:Image

:eek: damn Rick! that one was CLOSE!! :eek:

:lol3: Bighop shot one just like that yesterday. It was crossing in front of the blind on his side. Took the whole left breast off. Don't know if he got pic's of it.
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby bighop » Sat Nov 16, 2013 3:49 am

GOTDUCKS? wrote:
Indaswamp wrote:
Rick Hall wrote:Image

:eek: damn Rick! that one was CLOSE!! :eek:

:lol3: Bighop shot one just like that yesterday. It was crossing in front of the blind on his side. Took the whole left breast off. Don't know if he got pic's of it.

No wad stuck in it, not sure it even opened....
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby GOTDUCKS? » Sat Nov 16, 2013 4:07 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: That's the one. Still laughing about that, sounded like you hit it with a baseball bat thwack.
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby WoodyWhiffingMG » Sat Nov 16, 2013 5:34 am

Morning guys!

Went to hokey game last night, was out until 1:30 and now I'm in the woods trying to shot me a rack. It's not even sun up and I'm regretting my decision.
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby Botiz630 » Sat Nov 16, 2013 6:02 am

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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby 18javelin » Sat Nov 16, 2013 6:13 am

Underradar wrote:Well, its sad really. One day he's happily posting pics of road killed coyotes he posed as if he shot them, the next, he's stomped down the shower drain like a soft turd.
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby OGblackcloud » Sat Nov 16, 2013 7:13 am

Morning guys :beer:
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby tmclaimerFL » Sat Nov 16, 2013 7:59 am

What's up fellas? Been raining all morning down here.


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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby Indaswamp » Sat Nov 16, 2013 8:19 am

sleeping in was nice this morning.....running water is a creature comfort you don't miss until you don't have it for 10 days!!! :thumbsup:
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby Botiz630 » Sat Nov 16, 2013 8:41 am

Just saw a tire swing made from a tractor tire.
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby OmegaRed » Sat Nov 16, 2013 9:38 am

Great morning. I ended up hunting that cut bean field with all the mallards with a buddy this morning. Was like shooting fish in a barrel. How I wish duck season was in though!!!

I told my buddy that I wasn't real worried about shooting geese today and would bat cleanup until he got his limit. I was more worried about getting Kate set on the right foot, since it was her first time out "really" hunting. I only set out a dozen silo's and a dozen shells. We were definitely "on the X". Flocks that got shot at came back around with no calling and wanted to land there again.

Kate got her first real retrieve on a goose. Ended up retrieving all six, including one runner. She hit that sucker 100mph like a ton of bricks and brought it back. They were all biiiggggg geese too. Had a 2 man limit in about 10 minutes. Half of the geese we weren't even in blinds, I was crouching behind the blind trying to work Kate. Then on top of that, groups of 10-15 mallards were flying all around us every minute or so. Probably saw 200 plus mallards in the half hr we were there. Very non-typical for my area. We got the heck outta there after snapping a few pics and will hopefully be in there again tomorrow with more ppl!

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