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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby jaysweet3 » Thu Dec 12, 2013 6:31 pm

I'll let you figure it out...
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby t_baker » Thu Dec 12, 2013 6:32 pm

beretta24 wrote:Did you offer to toss in a kidney stone before he caved.


At this point I am unable to offer such a thing as I believe its still inside of me.
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby t_baker » Thu Dec 12, 2013 6:33 pm

jaysweet3 wrote:I'll let you figure it out...


I don't like riddles. Can you just tell me?
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Thu Dec 12, 2013 6:39 pm

quacknstack6 wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
t_baker wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:Nice

I hate geese



This is what you need. It would be perfect.

I know. I've never seen one but now I want one

I hate geese

Why are you so angry about geese.

The elude me and it makes me mad

I hate geese
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby tmclaimerFL » Thu Dec 12, 2013 6:59 pm

Dekes are rigged, boat is ready, about to pull some biscuits out of the oven for tomorrow morning,and gonna make some snackies for the boat (pig in a blanket). Only thing I need is there to be birds at the lake tomorrow.
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby quacknstack6 » Thu Dec 12, 2013 7:07 pm

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
quacknstack6 wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:
t_baker wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:Nice

I hate geese



This is what you need. It would be perfect.

I know. I've never seen one but now I want one

I hate geese


Why are you so angry about geese.

The elude me and it makes me mad

I hate geese

Being able to call at them helps.
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Thu Dec 12, 2013 7:14 pm

True. I practice a lot but still suck

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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby tmclaimerFL » Thu Dec 12, 2013 7:25 pm

Gonna be a good day taterImage


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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Thu Dec 12, 2013 7:36 pm

Moobs^^^

I hate geese
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby tmclaimerFL » Thu Dec 12, 2013 7:44 pm

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:Moobs^^^

I hate geese

So delicious. Especially at four in the mornin on water.


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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:14 pm

t_baker wrote:Just when I thought I was out of the woods a rush of pain sweeps over my body and drops me to my knees. Pretty sure this bastard is making its final decent to the bladder as I type this. Seriously thinking about having the wife choke me out and hopefully when I wake up the pain is gone.


The worst part for me is when it makes the exit.
It always gets stuck halfway out my junk and then gets hung up with the last 6" to go.
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby t_baker » Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:16 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
t_baker wrote:Just when I thought I was out of the woods a rush of pain sweeps over my body and drops me to my knees. Pretty sure this bastard is making its final decent to the bladder as I type this. Seriously thinking about having the wife choke me out and hopefully when I wake up the pain is gone.


The worst part for me is when it makes the exit.
It always gets stuck halfway out my junk and then gets hung up with the last 6" to go.


You meant to say .6" to go right?

When the doctor told me yesterday that it only hurts from the kidney to the bladder and then bladder out my pee hole I told him oh thank God. I have a little pecker so it doesn't have far to go. He didn't seem amused.
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby Cujo1 » Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:33 pm

t_baker wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
t_baker wrote:Just when I thought I was out of the woods a rush of pain sweeps over my body and drops me to my knees. Pretty sure this bastard is making its final decent to the bladder as I type this. Seriously thinking about having the wife choke me out and hopefully when I wake up the pain is gone.


The worst part for me is when it makes the exit.
It always gets stuck halfway out my junk and then gets hung up with the last 6" to go.


You meant to say .6" to go right?

When the doctor told me yesterday that it only hurts from the kidney to the bladder and then bladder out my pee hole I told him oh thank God. I have a little pecker so it doesn't have far to go. He didn't seem amused.

I passed one a few years back. Felt like someone had my balls in there hand for about a week. Then the pain went away, I assume it went in the bladder. Went goose hunting, walked in knee deep snow about a mile, got a bad pain and pissed it out in the snow. Didn't find it in the snow but we did kill a limit of geese.
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby tmclaimerFL » Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:40 pm

Cujo1 wrote:
t_baker wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
t_baker wrote:Just when I thought I was out of the woods a rush of pain sweeps over my body and drops me to my knees. Pretty sure this bastard is making its final decent to the bladder as I type this. Seriously thinking about having the wife choke me out and hopefully when I wake up the pain is gone.


The worst part for me is when it makes the exit.
It always gets stuck halfway out my junk and then gets hung up with the last 6" to go.


You meant to say .6" to go right?

When the doctor told me yesterday that it only hurts from the kidney to the bladder and then bladder out my pee hole I told him oh thank God. I have a little pecker so it doesn't have far to go. He didn't seem amused.

I passed one a few years back. Felt like someone had my balls in there hand for about a week. Then the pain went away, I assume it went in the bladder. Went goose hunting, walked in knee deep snow about a mile, got a bad pain and pissed it out in the snow. Didn't find it in the snow but we did kill a limit of geese.

Remember the good times over the bad :lol3:
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:41 pm

tmclaimerFL wrote:
OHIODUCKA5 wrote:Moobs^^^

I hate geese

So delicious. Especially at four in the mornin on water.


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Looks good Tm

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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby Cujo1 » Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:45 pm

tmclaimerFL wrote:
Cujo1 wrote:
t_baker wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
t_baker wrote:Just when I thought I was out of the woods a rush of pain sweeps over my body and drops me to my knees. Pretty sure this bastard is making its final decent to the bladder as I type this. Seriously thinking about having the wife choke me out and hopefully when I wake up the pain is gone.


The worst part for me is when it makes the exit.
It always gets stuck halfway out my junk and then gets hung up with the last 6" to go.


You meant to say .6" to go right?

When the doctor told me yesterday that it only hurts from the kidney to the bladder and then bladder out my pee hole I told him oh thank God. I have a little pecker so it doesn't have far to go. He didn't seem amused.

I passed one a few years back. Felt like someone had my balls in there hand for about a week. Then the pain went away, I assume it went in the bladder. Went goose hunting, walked in knee deep snow about a mile, got a bad pain and pissed it out in the snow. Didn't find it in the snow but we did kill a limit of geese.

Remember the good times over the bad :lol3:

I was more of a badass back then! I would do anything to kill a stupid ole goose. Passing a cockleburrstone wasn't enough to stop me back then. Probably have me bawling on the floor now though.
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby Blackcloud870 » Fri Dec 13, 2013 12:57 am

W
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DanJeffandJack wrote:I just drink beer and crush box.

That's how I remain the physical specimen that I am.
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby Blackcloud870 » Fri Dec 13, 2013 12:58 am

T
threedogs wrote: wrote:One word, Inflatable decoys......

DanJeffandJack wrote:I just drink beer and crush box.

That's how I remain the physical specimen that I am.
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby Blackcloud870 » Fri Dec 13, 2013 12:58 am

FFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!
threedogs wrote: wrote:One word, Inflatable decoys......

DanJeffandJack wrote:I just drink beer and crush box.

That's how I remain the physical specimen that I am.
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby Bill Herian » Fri Dec 13, 2013 1:00 am

Botiz630 wrote:MLB is banning home plate collisions starting this season.

HORSECHIT!


My understanding of this (correct if I'm wrong, I don't strive to understand such an awful game) is that they are banning the full on truck-sticking of the catcher for the sole purpose of interrupting his nervous system and causing him to drop the ball.

The way I heard it told, catcher can still defend the plate, runner can still make some pretty good contact, but you have to be making a play on the plate, not the catcher himself. Home plate is now being treated like any other base, where the runner would be called out for interference if he did such a thing.
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby tmclaimerFL » Fri Dec 13, 2013 1:19 am

Gonna be a chilly hunt today fellas! Heading north to Orlando. Image


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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby tmclaimerFL » Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:05 am

Getting cooler! Image


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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby jaysweet3 » Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:37 am

I hope you make it. Remember to drink plenty of water and make sure you don't get frostbite.
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby tmclaimerFL » Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:50 am

jaysweet3 wrote:I hope you make it. Remember to drink plenty of water and make sure you don't get frostbite.

I'm dressed like Ralphie.


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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby GOTDUCKS? » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:39 am

Morning fellas. :beer: Good luck TM. We open back up tomorrow and this is my weekend to work. :mad:
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