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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby bighop » Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:25 pm

Botiz630 wrote:
bighop wrote:I'm not sure which is worse.

Louisiana's over-reaction to wintery weather

or

MODuckkillers over-reaction to Louisiana's perceived over-reaction to wintery weather


When he said "somebody needs to put on their man-pants" I knew which one was worse.

It took me a little longer. I waited until the rant continued after "End rant."
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby Botiz630 » Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:33 pm

:lol3:
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby MODuckkiller » Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:35 pm

:lol3:
You've got me. I will return to the solitude that is my whittling away at foam boards.
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby quacknstack6 » Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:40 pm

Thank God
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby aunt betty » Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:56 pm

If it gets snowy or icy in Arkansas everything stops. Spend a whole week waiting for it to melt sometime and you'll start to understand why.
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Tue Jan 28, 2014 5:39 pm

Pinto beans over rice for dinner
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby tmclaimerFL » Tue Jan 28, 2014 5:57 pm

OHIODUCKA5 wrote:Pinto beans over rice for dinner

Leftovers between ribeye, stuffed chicken, and spaghetti. Decisions.


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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby t_baker » Tue Jan 28, 2014 5:58 pm

Egg sammich and a pinch of skoal.
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby MODuckkiller » Tue Jan 28, 2014 6:33 pm

baker that hardly sounds appetizing! Maybe one after the other but at the same time?! :eek:
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby t_baker » Tue Jan 28, 2014 6:58 pm

At what point did I say at the same time? I ate a egg sammich, drank a bottle of water, and enjoyed a after dinner mint.
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby Blackcloud870 » Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:06 pm

Not sure what to do here fellas.....
BIL's wife moved in for the next 8 months (while he's on deployment) and she is a vegetarian. I came home to vegetable lasagna? :huh: :no:
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby jaysweet3 » Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:08 pm

The pope is flying commercial. He's seated, working on a crossword puzzle, when his seat mate sits down next to him.

The Pope asks the fella, "What's a word for a woman, that ends in unt?" The seat mate says,"Aunt."

The pope says, "That's right. Do you have an eraser?"
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby t_baker » Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:11 pm

Blackcloud870 wrote:Not sure what to do here fellas.....
BIL's wife moved in for the next 8 months (while he's on deployment) and she is a vegetarian. I came home to vegetable lasagna? :huh: :no:

Ohh buddy do I know your pain. When my SIL lived here she only ate chicken. And salads, and more salads. Everything low card and fat free. I about lost my mind.
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby Botiz630 » Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:22 pm

Blackcloud870 wrote:Not sure what to do here fellas.....
BIL's wife moved in for the next 8 months (while he's on deployment) and she is a vegetarian. I came home to vegetable lasagna? :huh: :no:


Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to put meat into her meals without her noticing as many times as you can in 8 months.
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby Botiz630 » Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:23 pm

Pro tip: if she catches you, tell her you'll never do it again. And then do it again.
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:24 pm

Botiz630 wrote:
Blackcloud870 wrote:Not sure what to do here fellas.....
BIL's wife moved in for the next 8 months (while he's on deployment) and she is a vegetarian. I came home to vegetable lasagna? :huh: :no:


Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to put meat into her meals without her noticing as many times as you can in 8 months.

This
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby Cujo1 » Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:30 pm

t_baker wrote:
18javelin wrote:
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tmclaimerFL wrote:I can't stand ignorant people who do not know how to train their pets properly. Then, when given advice they completely disregard it and wonder why their method doesn't work.


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Want me to tell ya how to deal with it......... Its not your Pet don't tell somebody how to train theirs....... :hi:

The problem is that they ask for the advice! I try my best but when they live in the same house as you it makes it extremely difficult.


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Move out of your inlaws another quick fix... :yes:


I wouldn't last a day in my mother in laws house. I would have snuffed her and disposed of the body. I can barely go there for more than a couple hours.

My MIL and FIL are divorced but have a super weird relationship. They still talk all the time. Last week my MIL watched our daughter while my wife and I went to town. We picked up a new ceiling fan for our bed room. She is always ragging me about some trim I haven't finished for about 6 months. Its going to be a pain in the ass to finish so I keep putting it off. She text my wife last Sunday and asked if I had put the fan up (morning after we got it) she told her no that I was coyote hunting and was going to do it later. Within a half hour my FIL showed up to "finish the trim, and put up the fan since I had better things to do". Wife called and told me. I was livid. Made it very clear with my MIL and FIL that I do not need someone to do the work in my house and she can keep her nose out of what I do. Haven't heard from either of them since. I am ok with that.


:lol: :lol:
Wrong approach rookie! Next time leave them a damn list of stuff to fix around the house! Then e mail them more stuff to do each day. There generosity won't last long :thumbsup:
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby aunt betty » Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:32 pm

t_baker wrote:
Blackcloud870 wrote:Not sure what to do here fellas.....
BIL's wife moved in for the next 8 months (while he's on deployment) and she is a vegetarian. I came home to vegetable lasagna? :huh: :no:

Ohh buddy do I know your pain. When my SIL lived here she only ate chicken. And salads, and more salads. Everything low card and fat free. I about lost my mind.

Black cloud said his BIL's wife is staying.
To me a bil's wife would be my sister.

Could it be that its his wife's sister?

This inlaw stuff gets real confusing for me because my wife has a brother (bill) and a sister (cathy)
Bill married a different Cathy and Cathy married another Bill.

See how confusing it can get? I have two bil's named Bill and two sil's named Cathy. Arg!
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby Blackcloud870 » Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:32 pm

Titz....I saw that. As usual, it was hilarious :wink:


t_baker wrote:
Blackcloud870 wrote:Not sure what to do here fellas.....
BIL's wife moved in for the next 8 months (while he's on deployment) and she is a vegetarian. I came home to vegetable lasagna? :huh: :no:

Ohh buddy do I know your pain. When my SIL lived here she only ate chicken. And salads, and more salads. Everything low card and fat free. I about lost my mind.

I'll fix her..... it may take a little while, but I'll fix her.
threedogs wrote: wrote:One word, Inflatable decoys......

DanJeffandJack wrote:I just drink beer and crush box.

That's how I remain the physical specimen that I am.
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby Cujo1 » Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:35 pm

Blackcloud870 wrote:Not sure what to do here fellas.....
BIL's wife moved in for the next 8 months (while he's on deployment) and she is a vegetarian. I came home to vegetable lasagna? :huh: :no:


No! No! Not in this house! Bring home a live chicken, kill it, pluck it and fry it in front of her. Tell her we are the top of the food chain because we eat other animals not grass! There will be meat on the table each evening, she can scrape off what she doesn't want or fix her own damn meal! I have a veggie cousin, i like her, but she still doesn't get preferential treatment! Hell no! Man up! Take your man card back Blackcloud!!!!!
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby blindbound86 » Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:47 pm

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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby Blackcloud870 » Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:49 pm

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Botiz630 wrote:
Blackcloud870 wrote:Not sure what to do here fellas.....
BIL's wife moved in for the next 8 months (while he's on deployment) and she is a vegetarian. I came home to vegetable lasagna? :huh: :no:


Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to put your meat into her as many times as you can in 8 months.


I was scared the FIFY was what you was going to say!


Why can't I see any of Titz's posts?
threedogs wrote: wrote:One word, Inflatable decoys......

DanJeffandJack wrote:I just drink beer and crush box.

That's how I remain the physical specimen that I am.
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby Cujo1 » Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:51 pm

Blackcloud870 wrote:
La. Hunter wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:
Blackcloud870 wrote:Not sure what to do here fellas.....
BIL's wife moved in for the next 8 months (while he's on deployment) and she is a vegetarian. I came home to vegetable lasagna? :huh: :no:


Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to put your meat into her as many times as you can in 8 months.


I was scared the FIFY was what you was going to say!


Why can't I see any of Titz's posts?

Your just lucky!
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby Botiz630 » Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:53 pm

Stop it.
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Re: DHC almost has 3 Million posts...

Postby D Comeaux » Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:11 pm

This has hovered over me for the last few days.

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and they said my gallbladder came out of this hole.....I want it back...

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