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Postby jehler » Fri Oct 07, 2011 6:54 pm

Indaswamp wrote:Jehler ought to name that barge the "Magic Carpet"... :lol3:

Swamp, you can't just rename a boat all willie nillie, that effects the mojo. It's been "the barge" for 15 years, although jr has been hinting we should change the name to "honey badger"
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Postby Redbeard » Fri Oct 07, 2011 7:17 pm

jehler wrote:
Indaswamp wrote:Jehler ought to name that barge the "Magic Carpet"... :lol3:

Swamp, you can't just rename a boat all willie nillie, that effects the mojo. It's been "the barge" for 15 years, although jr has been hinting we should change the name to "honey badger"

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Postby Indaswamp » Sat Oct 08, 2011 12:43 pm

Thanks Botits for the photoshop!! :clapping: :clapping:

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Postby Rick Hall » Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:13 pm

That's disturbingly similar to this self portrait I took in the marsh this morning:
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Postby Indaswamp » Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:17 pm

Rick Hall wrote:That's disturbingly similar to this self portrait I took in the marsh this morning:
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(Figured that showing a little thigh on DHC might get me some free decoys...)

2 super coots on their way Rick!! :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :clapping:
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Postby Botiz630 » Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:23 pm

Indaswamp wrote:Thanks Botits for the photoshop!! :clapping: :clapping:

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Hahaha, sorry HNTFSH!
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Postby Indaswamp » Sat Oct 08, 2011 3:30 pm

Rick Hall wrote:That's disturbingly similar to this self portrait I took in the marsh this morning:
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(Figured that showing a little thigh on DHC might get me some free decoys...)

What happened Rick? Step in a pile of ants?
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Postby HNTFSH » Sat Oct 08, 2011 4:25 pm

Indaswamp wrote:Thanks Botits for the photoshop!! :clapping: :clapping:

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Am I in a thong there? :lol3: :lol3: I look good in one. :thumbsup:

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Postby Indaswamp » Sat Oct 08, 2011 4:31 pm

HNTFSH wrote:
Indaswamp wrote:Thanks Botits for the photoshop!! :clapping: :clapping:

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Am I in a thong there? :lol3: :lol3: I look good in one. :thumbsup:

Oh boys...you have awakened a Pliant. Be sacred. :lol3:

from dictionary.com:
pliant: easily influenced; yielding to others; compliant

O.K., I'm scared... :tongue:
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Postby pgquackstacker » Sat Oct 08, 2011 4:48 pm

Indaswamp wrote:from dictionary.com:
pliant: easily influenced; yielding to others; compliant

O.K., I'm scared... :tongue:

from duckhuntingchatdictionary.com:
pliant: a plond giant, a force to be reckoned with.
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Postby Indaswamp » Sat Oct 08, 2011 4:50 pm

pgquackstacker wrote:
Indaswamp wrote:from dictionary.com:
pliant: easily influenced; yielding to others; compliant

O.K., I'm scared... :tongue:

from duckhuntingchatdictionary.com:
pliant: a plond giant, a force to be reckoned with.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ROFLMAO!
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Postby Rick Hall » Sat Oct 08, 2011 4:57 pm

Indaswamp wrote:
Rick Hall wrote:That's disturbingly similar to this self portrait I took in the marsh this morning:
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(Figured that showing a little thigh on DHC might get me some free decoys...)

What happened Rick? Step in a pile of ants?


Worse. Kneeled in one.

Stuck my little Go-Devil in one of the same places we proved that a Gator Tail that "can go anywhere in that marsh" couldn't go much of anywhere in it. And having cracked a rib or ripped a pec muscle during that crash last week, was too stoved up to bend to cut the cutgrass from my prop and knelt in exactly the wrong spot on the bank to do so for entirely too long. Even knew I was in 'em, but didn't want to have to get up and down twice, and stuck it out until the prop was clear. Then it was strip to my socks and kill a bazillion and twelve of them, one miserable little bastage at a time. Would think Summers spent robbing nests they too often build in would develop some sort of immunity, but not yet.

Good news being that this was my last morning of wrestling a pond, er..."pud," from the flotant at my mudhole blind:
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Lookin' pretty good - on the surface... 'Course, if we don't see some real rain between now and the opener, it could well have been wasted effort, anyway.
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Postby Bill Herian » Sat Oct 08, 2011 5:10 pm

I was going to ask who the jackwagon is who said "Wait Rick, stand still and let me get a picture", while you were swatting vermin. Glad to see you made it out.
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Postby Rick Hall » Sat Oct 08, 2011 5:18 pm

I'm the jackwagon who said, "This is highbrow HH material."
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Postby pgquackstacker » Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:14 pm

Your calves are almost as nice as Jehler's :wink:
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Postby Indaswamp » Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:48 pm

mud hole is lookin good Rick! :thumbsup:
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Postby Jkling12 » Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:59 pm

Indaswamp wrote:mud hole is lookin good Rick! :thumbsup:

How deep is the water? Few inches? Looks like a great spot.
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Postby Rick Hall » Sun Oct 09, 2011 5:43 am

It's actually the "deepest" hole I'm aware of in our marsh, but it's now maybe an inch of water over a couple feet or so of slush over what passes for bottom there. (If you're wading, don't stop moving.) In a few days, the vegetation I've ground up will rot, producing CO2, and rise to the surface as "black dirt" that will need ground again, and again, and... If last year's similar drought situation is any indication, the swimming dog will be pushing mud ahead of self and his birds:
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Our other ponds have harder bottoms and less flotant, but are a foot or so shallower and in three out of five cases currently unhuntable, so I'm really pretty lucky in that regard - assuming we at least catch enough rain to break even with evaporation and the Corp doesn't drop the Intracoastal any more between now and the opener.
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Postby bayouboy » Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:49 am

So Rick, is your marsh ever close to drying up w/ this drought?





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Postby Indaswamp » Sun Oct 09, 2011 11:12 am

bayouboy wrote:So Rick, is your marsh ever close to drying up w/ this drought?





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Postby Rick Hall » Sun Oct 09, 2011 12:20 pm

Was dry for practical purpose until the tropical storm - and may be again before the opener...
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Postby bayouboy » Sun Oct 09, 2011 12:41 pm

Rick Hall wrote:Was dry for practical purpose until the tropical storm - and may be again before the opener...



I was wondering because it seems like it's possible to "cut up" the floatent and resurrect it





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Postby Cujo1 » Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:25 am

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