The anniversary present

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The anniversary present

Postby h2ofwlr » Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:16 am

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her Anniversary.
"I'd love to be six again", was her reply.
On the morning of their Anniversary, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you dummy!"

The moral of the story:

Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong

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The Audacity of Bull Crap.
"Typical: Gun-loving, bitter bible-thumping white person" Barack Obama.
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Postby quackkiller » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:05 pm

You hit the nail right on the head! happens to me a lot with the gf
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Postby yellowlab » Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:57 pm

yeah dido that quack
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Postby duckplucker » Tue Nov 02, 2004 7:49 pm

women have really got to be more specific.
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Postby marsh1buster » Thu Nov 18, 2004 11:08 am

amen !! :yes: ... rerid=6847
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