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The Firing Squad

Postby h2ofwlr » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:07 pm

Firing Squad

George W. Bush, **** Cheney, and John Kerry were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country.

George W. Bush was the first one placed against the wall, and just before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!"

The firing squad fell into a panic, and George jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.

**** Cheney was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled, and **** pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given, **** yelled out, "Volcano!!!"

Again the squad fell apart, and **** slipped over the wall and escaped.

The last person, John Kerry, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall."

He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled....
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..................... "FIRE!"


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Hey I resemble that comment!!! Those are FIGHTING WORDS!!!
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Postby 98ramtough » Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:20 pm

H20-- Do you think about anything besides the election???


Don't get me wrong, I hate kerry as much as anyone, but what is so great about Bush?


I can find more things I dislike about Kerry, but struggle to find much that Bush has made better over the last four years.....
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Postby yellowlab » Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:03 pm

hey dose do that jsut some things are more important to some people me on the other hand i love listening to h2o talk the crap and all of his "funnies"
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Postby quackkiller » Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:52 pm

That's a good one! :toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny: :salude:
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Postby h2ofwlr » Tue Oct 26, 2004 11:56 am

98ramtough wrote:H20-- Do you think about anything besides the election???


Yup Ducks, geese, and women and not necessarily in that order :thumbsup:
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Hey I resemble that comment!!! Those are FIGHTING WORDS!!!
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Postby 98ramtough » Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:01 pm

H20--- Just wanted to make sure you were still ok! You always gotto keep the suzie hens in mind!

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Postby macdaddy » Wed Oct 27, 2004 7:59 am

Hey, 98ramtough - I'm w/ h2o. I, too, think mostly of - & chase - women, ducks, women, geese, women, trains (yah, trains), women, &, did I mention? - women. :toofunny: Just want a country where I'm free to chase! & unfortunately you gotta watch the politicians. D****d if I'm not worried about the current batch.

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Postby brdprey » Wed Oct 27, 2004 5:10 pm

h2ofwlr wrote:
98ramtough wrote:H20-- Do you think about anything besides the election???


Yup Ducks, geese, and women and not necessarily in that order :thumbsup:


:yes: your responses to some of this rules. dont lose your sense of humor.
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