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Postby h2ofwlr » Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:31 am

A Proctoligist claims these are actual comments from his patients
made while he was performing rectal exams:

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has
gone before."

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do
the Hokey Pokey...."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a puppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

10. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is
not, in fact, up there?"
The Audacity of Bull Crap.
"Typical: Gun-loving, bitter bible-thumping white person" Barack Obama.
Hey I resemble that comment!!! Those are FIGHTING WORDS!!!
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Postby yellowlab » Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:03 pm

yet anotehr one from h20 :laughing:
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Postby ks_waterfowler » Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:18 pm

h20 needs to find himself a girl :toofunny:
whistlin_wings wrote:I grew up in a neighborhood with only 3 pools and a public golf course. Thug life is all I know.
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