Since the season is slowing down, time for a tale - - -
Back in my young, wild, single days, I was in the Air Force and stationed at a Midwestern base.
I was a three striper so I had to live in the barracks but I did have a pickup with camper for hunting and fishing - - - and other recreational activities :grooving: .
I had a girlfriend at the time and she was the perfect woman that every young man needs, she was sweet, pretty, goodhearted, had a large chest, and most of all she simply could not get enough - - - - -
I used to pick her up when she got off from work at KFC and we would slip off to one of my "camping spots" to explore the inside of the camper - - - - :biggrin:
I was undergoing a subliminal conditioning and it took me years to come to understand it - - - -
After a couple years there it came my time for an overseas tour and I was transferred to Alaska. We both went our seperate ways and I never heard from her again.
I considered marrying her, but I did not really make enough money, and all the time I would have spent away from home would have been to much for a firecracker like her.
I was sad to see that Fairbanks did not have a KFC because I had come to love their chicken and those herbs and spices had captured my taste buds - - - but that is not all - - -
I did not come to realize the extent until I returned to the CONUS and walked into a KFC for my long lost chicken, herbs and spices.
When that lovely aroma hit me my taste buds began to tremble with anticipation and I noticed a stirring in my shorts - - - after about the third whif of those herbs and spices I had a full fledged boner - - -
Then it hit me - - - I had come to subconsciously associate that smell with "exploring the camper" - - -
It was years before I could walk into a KFC without a "reaction" :yes:
Note: Using scented candles during "camper exploration" repeatedly will do this also. So when you want to put em in the mood just light the candles and wait a few min for the scent to turn them on and there ya go
Note: Using scented candles during "camper exploration" repeatedly will do this also. So when you want to put em in the mood just light the candles and wait a few min for the scent to turn them on and there ya go
Note: Using scented candles during "camper exploration" repeatedly will do this also. So when you want to put em in the mood just light the candles and wait a few min for the scent to turn them on and there ya go
Note: Using scented candles during "camper exploration" repeatedly will do this also. So when you want to put em in the mood just light the candles and wait a few min for the scent to turn them on and there ya go
You obviously don't grasp my problem. I'm the one that pretends to be asleep or just flat out says no. Long distance sucks, but when we are together I feel like a damn racehorse.
You obviously don't grasp my problem. I'm the one that pretends to be asleep or just flat out says no. Long distance sucks, but when we are together I feel like a damn racehorse.
Everytime I hear anything about KFC or Colonel Saunders, I think of that movie 'so i married an axe murderer' and how the guys father goes on and on about how much he hates the Colonel. :lol3:
Here is the clip. Somebody more Techy than me, please post this video, I've never learned how to do that.
You obviously don't grasp my problem. I'm the one that pretends to be asleep or just flat out says no. Long distance sucks, but when we are together I feel like a damn racehorse.
I am someone who can understand that. You never think it would be you, until that is you. Now, 4 years later, it's work to get it out of her though so from someone who's been there, get it while the getting is good. Or do what JCJ says and light candles now to lay the frame work for later on. It might be work now, but after the initial flame wares out, that might be a nice card to have.
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