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Her Diary/His Diary

Postby AU Mallard » Mon May 01, 2006 12:18 pm

HER DIARY:

Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to
meet at a restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friend all day
long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet
so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent.

I asked him what was wrong he said nothing.
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had
nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept
driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say I love you too.

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing
to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV.
He seemed distant and absent.

Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed
and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.

I decided that I could not take it anymore so I decided to confront
him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and
cried until I too fell asleep.

I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.


HIS DIARY:

I missed neck-banded Canada goose this morning. I can't shoot worth a
darn anymore; maybe my eyesight is getting bad?
Got laid though!
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Postby Swamp Puppy » Mon May 01, 2006 12:54 pm

:toofunny:

:withstupid:
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Postby KpHonknImRloadn » Mon May 01, 2006 2:56 pm

Not far from the truth
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Postby HuntingWife » Mon May 01, 2006 2:59 pm

That sounds about right! :laughing:
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Postby choclab » Mon May 01, 2006 3:20 pm

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Sounds like my wife.
"The rich....who are content to buy what they have not the skill to get by their own exertions, are the real enemies of game". Teddy Roosevelt
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Postby scott m ward » Mon May 01, 2006 3:23 pm

:thumbsup:
You did a great job with this coot sandwich! Tastes almost as good as your sliced shoveler loaf!
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Postby gvegas88 » Mon May 01, 2006 8:01 pm

AHHH, so true :hammering:
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Postby Gooseboy » Mon May 01, 2006 8:05 pm

An oldie but still funny. :laughing:
The group ended up with 420 birds.

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Postby Duck Crazy » Mon May 01, 2006 8:27 pm

:toofunny: :laughing:
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Kill, Duck

It's an Obsession
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Postby arizonaduckhunter13 » Mon May 01, 2006 11:43 pm

lol good one :laughing:
I'll call you my hunting partner when you jump into freezing water to get my ducks
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Postby goosedowner » Tue May 02, 2006 8:26 am

:laughing:
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