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A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when,
lo and behold, he lost
his wallet and all identification. Cutting his
trip short, he
attempts to make his way home but is stopped by
the Customs Agent at the
"May I see your identification, please?" asks the
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.
"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no
crossing the border,"
says the agent.
"But I can prove that I'm an American!" he
exclaims. "I have a picture
of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a
picture of George
Bush on the other."
"This I gotta see," replies the agent.
With that, Joe drops h is pants and bends over in
front of the agent.
"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go
on home to Boston."
"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from
The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of Ted
Kennedy in the middle."
.....you've got to ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
Die' en ain't much of a livin' son.
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