Traveling to mexico, JOKE!!

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Traveling to mexico, JOKE!!

Postby ACEBLDRS » Tue May 02, 2006 9:42 am

Border crosser

A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when,
lo and behold, he lost
his wallet and all identification. Cutting his
trip short, he
attempts to make his way home but is stopped by
the Customs Agent at the
border.

"May I see your identification, please?" asks the
agent.

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.

"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no
crossing the border,"
says the agent.

"But I can prove that I'm an American!" he
exclaims. "I have a picture
of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a
picture of George
Bush on the other."

"This I gotta see," replies the agent.

With that, Joe drops h is pants and bends over in
front of the agent.

"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go
on home to Boston."

"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from
Boston?"

The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of Ted
Kennedy in the middle."
.....you've got to ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?

Dirty Harry

Die' en ain't much of a livin' son.
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Postby Jim Broadbridge » Tue May 02, 2006 12:18 pm

Good one Josh!! :toofunny:
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Postby Captain16 » Tue May 02, 2006 12:23 pm

That is great! :getdown:
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Postby kiwismakebetterhunters » Tue May 02, 2006 1:52 pm

:toofunny: :toofunny: :laughing: :laughing:
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Postby duckplucker » Wed May 03, 2006 5:34 pm

:toofunny: thats pretty good
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Postby HuntingWife » Wed May 03, 2006 7:55 pm

Nice one! :toofunny:
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