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United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)

Postby tstrong » Tue May 02, 2006 9:51 pm

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of
a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the

United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)




These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be

dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the

following facts about terrorists :


1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don 't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday .
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Postby LaRedneck » Tue May 02, 2006 10:32 pm

HEY DON'T FORGET LOUISIANA
THE RIGHT OF THE PEOPLE TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

YOU GOT A PERMIT TO ASK STUPID QUESTIONS LIKE THAT (TRACE ADKINS)

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Postby casey_714 » Wed May 03, 2006 12:18 am

Nahhh.. Those Luisianians wouldn't last a second over there..

Just Joshin, all of those states are basically all the same to me anyways :toofunny:
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Postby AlaskaRedneK » Wed May 03, 2006 1:20 am

LAredneck wrote:HEY DON'T FORGET LOUISIANA


Wait.... Im not connecting the dots...............

Why is Alaska on there???? Have you been to the valley? :hammering:


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Postby Jim Broadbridge » Wed May 03, 2006 7:43 am

I think the welding fumes are getting to you Stouff :laughing:
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Postby maddiedog » Wed May 03, 2006 7:59 am

Michigan has it's own militia! A little scary...I know!!!
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Postby WIDGEONATOR » Wed May 03, 2006 11:09 am

HOW DO I JOIN! :yes:
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Postby LA.Call'emClose » Wed May 03, 2006 1:07 pm

Louisiana Coonasses didnt want to join because we only kill what we can eat.
The military informed louisianians that terrorists dont even taste as good as 'possums or coons. I bet those terrorists wouldnt taste good with all the deep fryin and cajun seasoning that we could come up with.
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Postby LA.Call'emClose » Wed May 03, 2006 1:08 pm

hey why cant i type coon@ss
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Postby La. Hunter » Wed May 03, 2006 1:41 pm

LA.Call'emClose wrote:hey why cant i type coon@ss


In todays world of Politically correct speech, someone was probably offended by this word. Even though I have a lot of friends down south that refer to themselves this way, it only takes one to complain.
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Postby Smackaduck » Wed May 03, 2006 4:00 pm

LA.Call'emClose wrote:hey why cant i type coon@ss


That would be me. I typed it in a post a while back and it turns out that that is a racial term.
If they're dumb enough to be lured in by plastic you're really just doing them a favor.

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Postby duckplucker » Wed May 03, 2006 5:31 pm

They think it will take until friday to finish? :umm:

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Postby LaRedneck » Wed May 03, 2006 6:23 pm

If coon@ss is a racial term then so should redneck, coonass has nothing to do with black people....and casey I'm headed over there real soon and we will see just how long I last :yes:
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Postby LA.Call'emClose » Wed May 03, 2006 6:33 pm

i wwas always under the impression that coonass (coon@ss) was a word used to describe the special kind of rednecks that only inhabit south Louisiana.
Ohh well...
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Postby Smackaduck » Wed May 03, 2006 9:53 pm

:withstupid: My thoughts exactly. :laughing:
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Postby LaRedneck » Wed May 03, 2006 10:03 pm

Yep, cajun redneck=coonass
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Postby casey_714 » Wed May 03, 2006 11:46 pm

*******! Oooo, my lips are tingeling!
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Postby LA.Call'emClose » Thu May 04, 2006 10:19 am

Good ole freedom of speach, that is, except if someone else has a problem with what your saying.
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