We've seen the wives, now how about the ex's?

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We've seen the wives, now how about the ex's?

Postby La. Hunter » Wed May 02, 2012 12:59 am

Duckcommander727 wrote:Image

This one broke me down, and took my heart with her when she walked out the door.


Is she 12 years old or something?
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Postby Duckcommander727 » Wed May 02, 2012 1:06 am

I knew that was coming. 18, dammit.:lol3:
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Postby BGipson » Wed May 02, 2012 7:38 am

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Duckcommander727 wrote:Image

This one broke me down, and took my heart with her when she walked out the door.


Is she 12 years old or something?


I was more worried about the fact he was baitin even more kids with candy :lol:
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Postby toolmaker » Wed May 02, 2012 8:32 am

WTN10 wrote:Tool must be rich, because he ain't smart or good lookin'.



no kinda like T MAN (And no, not rich, not good looking and not well hung....I am however a bit of an azz-hole.)

and a vindictive one at that

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Postby goldfish » Wed May 02, 2012 9:16 am

Duckcommander727 wrote:Image

This one broke me down, and took my heart with her when she walked out the door.


Is that kid takin a piss right in front of you? Was the candy worthers originals or something?
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Postby kfgirl » Wed May 02, 2012 10:00 am

Hmmm... maybe I need to lower my standards...so I can land me a "keeper". Married the azz-whole. dont need to date one of those again! :rolleyes:
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Postby seeduk » Wed May 02, 2012 10:22 am

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What's with the white round her eyes Doc. Almost like a cute albino coon




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Postby toolmaker » Wed May 02, 2012 10:25 am

Duckcommander727 wrote:Image

This one broke me down, and took my heart with her when she walked out the door.


lets get something straightened out first:

are you the kid in the Green shirt or the Gray shirt? :eek: :eek:

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Postby Redbeard » Wed May 02, 2012 10:42 am

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Why's that dog have some kinda velcro strap around his weenie area? Is it supposed to make him more angry?

Ummm... sort of... It's an e-collar. It's in case he doesn't "out" when he's told to. He gets a little "zap" or as we call 'em "meaningful correction" :yes:

So that meathead is too thick headed to use a regular e-collar? Gotta shock his dinger to get a response?


Oh my damn. Guys, if there were ever any doubt about whether or not kfgirl was really a lady, we can put it to rest for good now. There is no way in the world a man could zap another living thing in the johnson.

I'm sure AT or Waterfowlman have some interrogation techniques that would cause you to think otherwise
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Postby Redbeard » Wed May 02, 2012 10:43 am

Duckcommander727 wrote:Image

This one broke me down, and took my heart with her when she walked out the door.

You cared enough in junior high to have a broken heart?
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Postby DanJeffandJack » Wed May 02, 2012 10:46 am

kfgirl wrote:Hmmm... maybe I need to lower my standards...so I can land me a "keeper". Married the azz-whole. dont need to date one of those again! :rolleyes:

don't got to lower your standards. Just have to have an honest heart to heart with yourself about what you bring to the table. Me? I'm a moderately overweight average looking dude.
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Postby DanJeffandJack » Wed May 02, 2012 10:48 am

Alright I got to ask, did I miss a thread where DC caused everyone to start riding him?
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Postby pgquackstacker » Wed May 02, 2012 10:50 am

jensenja wrote:Alright I got to ask, did I miss a thread where DC caused everyone to start riding him?

Not sure but I don't think your choice in wording is going to help his cause.
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Postby Westtennduckhunter » Wed May 02, 2012 10:50 am

jensenja wrote:Alright I got to ask, did I miss a thread where DC caused everyone to start riding him?


It was in the million post thread I believe.
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Postby Redbeard » Wed May 02, 2012 11:03 am

pgquackstacker wrote:
jensenja wrote:Alright I got to ask, did I miss a thread where DC caused everyone to start riding him?

Not sure but I don't think your choice in wording is going to help his cause.

Byers started the train. And I think it was in the wives/ girlfriend thread when he posted a picture of his babysitter
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Postby kfgirl » Wed May 02, 2012 11:13 am

jensenja wrote:
kfgirl wrote:Hmmm... maybe I need to lower my standards...so I can land me a "keeper". Married the azz-whole. dont need to date one of those again! :rolleyes:

don't got to lower your standards. Just have to have an honest heart to heart with yourself about what you bring to the table. Me? I'm a moderately overweight average looking dude.


Ah geez Jensa... you got me thinking now...
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Postby assateague » Wed May 02, 2012 12:46 pm

pgquackstacker wrote:
jensenja wrote:Alright I got to ask, did I miss a thread where DC caused everyone to start riding him?

Not sure but I don't think your choice in wording is going to help his cause.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Duckcommander727 » Wed May 02, 2012 1:01 pm

Azz holes, the lot of ya. :lol: we was helping with a vacation bible school.
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Postby toolmaker » Wed May 02, 2012 1:59 pm

Duckcommander727 wrote:Azz holes, the lot of ya. :lol: we was helping with a vacation bible school.

soo...

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Postby grizz18 » Wed May 02, 2012 2:01 pm

Duckcommander727 wrote:Azz holes, the lot of ya. :lol: we was helping with a vacation bible school.


You're a good sport.
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Postby Duckcommander727 » Wed May 02, 2012 2:02 pm

toolmaker wrote:
Duckcommander727 wrote:Azz holes, the lot of ya. :lol: we was helping with a vacation bible school.

soo...

green
or
gray?

the tool


I'll let you wonder.
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Postby Duckcommander727 » Wed May 02, 2012 2:03 pm

grizz18 wrote:
Duckcommander727 wrote:Azz holes, the lot of ya. :lol: we was helping with a vacation bible school.


You're a good sport.

it's just the Internet. Lol
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Postby T Man » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:44 pm

Bump for bragging rights:
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Postby Redbeard » Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:09 pm

Very nice T man. Very nice
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Postby Luvbowhuntn » Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:10 pm

I'll add a couple of mine
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