No words were said. I knew it. They knew it. We all knew it and this is the story.
I went to a club and paid to hunt. In fact the club owed me a free hunt from the previous year.
I showed up and there's two guides and three clients. The clients were three very old bankers.
They had really nice Benelli shotguns and one had a lightweight model. Nobody said anything to me but the three clients had decided we were not going to shoot ducks unless they landed.
WHAT? Are you kidding me?
So we waited and waited while ducks literally hovered feet above our decoys. (over and over)
I'm like how much of this can I take?
Finally we started shooting at ducks but the three stooges errr bankers couldn't shoot. NO WONDER we're trying to get 'em to land. Well, I CAN shoot and I shot SIX triples that day after politely waiting for these bankers to miss. Some comments were made like, "are you going to shoot all their ducks?".
I said "YEAP, if they can't. I want to go home and I'd like to take some ducks to eat please."
"Can I go now?"
Paying to NOT shoot ducks just isn't in my blood.
I don't even have to call the place. I know I'm not allowed there anymore.
I went to a club and paid to hunt. In fact the club owed me a free hunt from the previous year.
I showed up and there's two guides and three clients. The clients were three very old bankers.
They had really nice Benelli shotguns and one had a lightweight model. Nobody said anything to me but the three clients had decided we were not going to shoot ducks unless they landed.
WHAT? Are you kidding me?
So we waited and waited while ducks literally hovered feet above our decoys. (over and over)
I'm like how much of this can I take?
Finally we started shooting at ducks but the three stooges errr bankers couldn't shoot. NO WONDER we're trying to get 'em to land. Well, I CAN shoot and I shot SIX triples that day after politely waiting for these bankers to miss. Some comments were made like, "are you going to shoot all their ducks?".
I said "YEAP, if they can't. I want to go home and I'd like to take some ducks to eat please."
"Can I go now?"
Paying to NOT shoot ducks just isn't in my blood.
I don't even have to call the place. I know I'm not allowed there anymore.