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Re: Poopin in the woods stories

Postby wetgoldenretriever » Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:39 pm

I'm so manly I go out of my way to poop outside

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Re: Poopin in the woods stories

Postby Bill Herian » Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:41 pm

wetgoldenretriever wrote:I'm so manly I go out of my way to poop outside

What kind of man gets out of his own way?

I don't get out of anyone's way, especially mine.
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Re: Poopin in the woods stories

Postby JustinNH » Tue Dec 03, 2013 6:26 am

If I was drinking or eating too much/weird crap the night before I have a specific spot on a river with prime pooping locations, just in case. i.e. Oktoberfest party the night before = that spot.
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Re: Poopin in the woods stories

Postby Pitblind1754 » Tue Dec 03, 2013 6:01 pm

Ok so my buddy and I was on the boat. 7 foot of water nowhere to go. I just so happen to have forgot the emergency poop bucket. We are set up and ready to hunt about hour before daylight. He tells me man I have got to poop I am holding and got to go so bad that I'm shaking. I say man I have no idea where you can go. He says how about the live well I said hell I guess. So he opens a Walmart bag and sets it in the live well and starts his buisness. Then he sits down in live well and needless to say fell all the way in it. Funniest thing that morning and prob rest of the season...

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Re: Poopin in the woods stories

Postby BurnettGunner » Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:34 am

This is a true story. We are deer hunting and my buddy has on these full coveralls with a hood. So he goes off to pop a squat and has to undo his whole rig. He comes back and we are walking around about an hour later and he is complaining that it smells like chit in the woods. This goes on for about 2 hours. Eventually he gets cold and flips his hood up and a clump of frozen turd about the size of a baseball flies out 3-4 feet in front of him. Still makes me laugh.
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Re: Poopin in the woods stories

Postby bluegoose18 » Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:56 pm

Once upon a time. The girlfriend and I where bear hunting. We took a break to get some lunch. She wanted to head into town stop at the cafe. So on the way to town we spy this old V W van hippie style. Flowers and everything painted on this thing. Well being a local and this van was just not fitting into the picture , I stop my truck get out and start walking towards the hippie mobile. so boom out of no where this true hippie pops up smokin a well ya know anyway he
And I start talking and turns out he's a gipsey free spirit sort of guy. So as we talk I hear the girlfriend at the truck saying come on let's go I gotta take a crap she's saying. So I say see ya to the hippie and get to the truck to head on into the cafe so girlfriend could pinch one off. Well she didn't Make to the cafe she made it about 500 yards . Stop she screams let me out!!! Slam breaks on she heads for the trees. Splat I hear I'm like wow this chick is pinching loaf in the woods impressive I thought. Next thing the ol VW hippie Mobil rolls by smoking like a wood stove hippie stops walks over to girlfriend hands her a roll of TP. I just started laughing . The hippie he's out there somewhere and I'm sure he remembers the smokin hot chick chitting in the woods too! Oh know she's the wife going on20 yrs together wow time flys when you poopo in the woods
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Re: Poopin in the woods stories

Postby bdub20 » Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:35 pm

This topic would only be on a hunting site. However I am honored to post. My dad loves to on buck scrapes. But this year I've had terrible luck. TWICE my dog has came on it and decided he MUST roll in it. My duck season just started, one was during dove season. It sucks that I don't see this stuff when I park in the dark. But I am getting used to keeping an eye out for napkins now.
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Re: Poopin in the woods stories

Postby David » Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:25 pm

My father is in a local bass club. He told me about this one cold winter morning that his partner had to take a dump. They head towards the bank and the guy heads to the back side of a tree. After a few minutes my dad hears all kinds of commotion. Turns out the guy dropped his cover-alls but didn't get them out of the way. Worse part is he didn't notice until he pulled them up slinging crap all over his back.
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