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Sven and Ole

Postby h2ofwlr » Sun Nov 28, 2004 1:48 pm

Post up your best Sven, Ole, and Lena jokes



Ole was stopped by a game warden in Northern Minnesota
recently leaving a lake well known for its Walleye and he had
two buckets of fish.

The game warden asked, "Do you have a license to
catch those fish?"

Ole replied, "No, sir! I didn't catch em. Dese here are my pet
fish."

"Pet fish?" the warden replied.

"Ya sure, you betcha." answered Ole. "Every night I take dese
fish here down to da lake and let dem svim around for a while.
Den I vhistle and dey yump back into deir buckets and I take
dem home."

"That's a bunch of hooey. Fish can't do that." said the game warden.

Ole looked at the game warden with an expression of great hurt, and then said, "Yumpin Yimminy! Vell den, I'll jus show you den.
It really does vork, don'tcha know?"

"O.K. I've got to see this!," said the warden.

The game warden was really curious now So Ole poured the fish
into the lake and stood waiting.

After several minutes, the game warden turned to Ole and said,
"Well?"

"Vell vhat?" responded Ole.

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?" asked Ole.

"The fish!"

"Vhat fish?
The Audacity of Bull Crap.
"Typical: Gun-loving, bitter bible-thumping white person" Barack Obama.
Hey I resemble that comment!!! Those are FIGHTING WORDS!!!
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Postby h2ofwlr » Sun Nov 28, 2004 3:17 pm

So what colored panties should you be wearing if a plane went down?

"Im gonna be wearun red panties" The first lady who was Danish replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dere laying butt-up in a corn field, dey gonna find me first."

The second lady who is Sveedish says, "Well, I'm gonna wear me some fluorescent orange panties."

"Why you gonna wear dat?" the others asked.

The second lady answered: "Cause if dat plane goes down and I'm floating butt-up in the ocean, dey can see me first."

Lena who is Norveegin says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any panties at all."

"What!!!, no panties?!!!" the others said in disbelief. :eek:

"Dat's right," says Lena. "I'm not wearing any panties, cause if da plane goes down, the first thing they always look for is da black box."
The Audacity of Bull Crap.
"Typical: Gun-loving, bitter bible-thumping white person" Barack Obama.
Hey I resemble that comment!!! Those are FIGHTING WORDS!!!
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