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Ole was stopped by a game warden in Northern Minnesota
recently leaving a lake well known for its Walleye and he had
two buckets of fish.
The game warden asked, "Do you have a license to
catch those fish?"
Ole replied, "No, sir! I didn't catch em. Dese here are my pet
"Pet fish?" the warden replied.
"Ya sure, you betcha." answered Ole. "Every night I take dese
fish here down to da lake and let dem svim around for a while.
Den I vhistle and dey yump back into deir buckets and I take
"That's a bunch of hooey. Fish can't do that." said the game warden.
Ole looked at the game warden with an expression of great hurt, and then said, "Yumpin Yimminy! Vell den, I'll jus show you den.
It really does vork, don'tcha know?"
"O.K. I've got to see this!," said the warden.
The game warden was really curious now So Ole poured the fish
into the lake and stood waiting.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to Ole and said,
"Vell vhat?" responded Ole.
"When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?" asked Ole.