So what colored panties should you be wearing if a plane went down?
"Im gonna be wearun red panties" The first lady who was Danish replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dere laying butt-up in a corn field, dey gonna find me first."
The second lady who is Sveedish says, "Well, I'm gonna wear me some fluorescent orange panties."
"Why you gonna wear dat?" the others asked.
The second lady answered: "Cause if dat plane goes down and I'm floating butt-up in the ocean, dey can see me first."
Lena who is Norveegin says, "Well, I'm not going to wear any panties at all."
"What!!!, no panties?!!!" the others said in disbelief.
"Dat's right," says Lena. "I'm not wearing any panties, cause if da plane goes down, the first thing they always look for is da black box."