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Re: ios 7 for iPhone

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Fri Sep 27, 2013 3:04 pm

assateague wrote:
bighop wrote:What occasion afforded you the opportunity to kill a deer with a hammer and a hoe?


It was hit by a car and had a broken hind leg. I was in the wife's truck, and didn't even have a real knife. But there was a hoe in the back. I whacked her in the throat with it, and she was bleeding out pretty good, but far from dying. When set started to get up, I went to find something else, as I was under orders to "not break the damn hoe". I found an oil filter strap wrench, and that hammer under the seat. I decided the hammer would be a better option.


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Re: ios 7 for iPhone

Postby Underradar » Fri Sep 27, 2013 3:05 pm

Really, it was "CONK!", "YELP!"

Not as cool as with a hoe, though.
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Re: ios 7 for iPhone

Postby sprigs4days » Fri Sep 27, 2013 3:06 pm

assateague wrote:
bighop wrote:What occasion afforded you the opportunity to kill a deer with a hammer and a hoe?


It was hit by a car and had a broken hind leg. I was in the wife's truck, and didn't even have a real knife. But there was a hoe in the back. I whacked her in the throat with it, and she was bleeding out pretty good, but far from dying. When set started to get up, I went to find something else, as I was under orders to "not break the damn hoe". I found an oil filter strap wrench, and that hammer under the seat. I decided the hammer would be a better option.

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Re: ios 7 for iPhone

Postby sprigs4days » Fri Sep 27, 2013 3:06 pm

sprigs4days wrote:
assateague wrote:
bighop wrote:What occasion afforded you the opportunity to kill a deer with a hammer and a hoe?


It was hit by a car and had a broken hind leg. I was in the wife's truck, and didn't even have a real knife. But there was a hoe in the back. I whacked her in the throat with it, and she was bleeding out pretty good, but far from dying. When set started to get up, I went to find something else, as I was under orders to "not break the damn hoe". I found an oil filter strap wrench, and that hammer under the seat. I decided the hammer would be a better option.

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Re: ios 7 for iPhone

Postby sprigs4days » Fri Sep 27, 2013 3:08 pm

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assateague wrote:
bighop wrote:What occasion afforded you the opportunity to kill a deer with a hammer and a hoe?


It was hit by a car and had a broken hind leg. I was in the wife's truck, and didn't even have a real knife. But there was a hoe in the back. I whacked her in the throat with it, and she was bleeding out pretty good, but far from dying. When set started to get up, I went to find something else, as I was under orders to "not break the damn hoe". I found an oil filter strap wrench, and that hammer under the seat. I decided the hammer would be a better option.

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Re: ios 7 for iPhone

Postby sprigs4days » Fri Sep 27, 2013 3:11 pm

What in the hell did I do. It's this new damn upgrades fault.
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Re: ios 7 for iPhone

Postby bighop » Fri Sep 27, 2013 3:15 pm

assateague wrote:
bighop wrote:What occasion afforded you the opportunity to kill a deer with a hammer and a hoe?


It was hit by a car and had a broken hind leg. I was in the wife's truck, and didn't even have a real knife. But there was a hoe in the back. I whacked her in the throat with it, and she was bleeding out pretty good, but far from dying. When set started to get up, I went to find something else, as I was under orders to "not break the damn hoe". I found an oil filter strap wrench, and that hammer under the seat. I decided the hammer would be a better option.

Was gonna ask why you didn't just shoot it, then I remembered you lived in MD.
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Re: ios 7 for iPhone

Postby bighop » Fri Sep 27, 2013 3:15 pm

sprigs4days wrote:What in the hell did I do. It's this new damn upgrades fault.

FALSE, it's the Robertson's fault.
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Re: ios 7 for iPhone

Postby sprigs4days » Fri Sep 27, 2013 3:30 pm

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sprigs4days wrote:What in the hell did I do. It's this new damn upgrades fault.

FALSE, it's the Robertson's fault.

Yeah....him too!
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Re: ios 7 for iPhone

Postby assateague » Fri Sep 27, 2013 3:39 pm

bighop wrote:
assateague wrote:
bighop wrote:What occasion afforded you the opportunity to kill a deer with a hammer and a hoe?


It was hit by a car and had a broken hind leg. I was in the wife's truck, and didn't even have a real knife. But there was a hoe in the back. I whacked her in the throat with it, and she was bleeding out pretty good, but far from dying. When set started to get up, I went to find something else, as I was under orders to "not break the damn hoe". I found an oil filter strap wrench, and that hammer under the seat. I decided the hammer would be a better option.

Was gonna ask why you didn't just shoot it, then I remembered you lived in MD.



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Re: ios 7 for iPhone

Postby assateague » Fri Sep 27, 2013 3:40 pm

The deer. Not my wife.
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Re: ios 7 for iPhone

Postby bighop » Fri Sep 27, 2013 5:06 pm

assateague wrote:The deer. Not my wife.

You have no idea how close I was to asking why you hit your wife with a hoe in the first story...
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Re: ios 7 for iPhone

Postby MarkM » Fri Sep 27, 2013 5:10 pm

assateague wrote:
bighop wrote:What occasion afforded you the opportunity to kill a deer with a hammer and a hoe?


It was hit by a car and had a broken hind leg. I was in the wife's truck, and didn't even have a real knife. But there was a hoe in the back. I whacked her in the throat with it, and she was bleeding out pretty good, but far from dying. When set started to get up, I went to find something else, as I was under orders to "not break the damn hoe". I found an oil filter strap wrench, and that hammer under the seat. I decided the hammer would be a better option.

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Re: ios 7 for iPhone

Postby assateague » Fri Sep 27, 2013 9:43 pm

:lol3: :lol3: :lol3:

She uses it to back up to the horse trailer. Slides the blade under the plate in the bed right in front of the ball, then backs it up. I was threatened with great anger if I broke that damn hoe. And it's probably at least 40 years old, so the handle is in none too good of shape from the get-go.
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