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Postby aunt betty » Fri Sep 20, 2013 6:44 am

I hunted with a guy I nicknamed dickweed. He was a deer hunter and good at it. He tried to keep teaching me to use deer scouting tactics and deer setup tactics on waterfowl. I told dickweed that deer dont fly and ducks do...countless times. He was such a...dickweed.

Each time I shot a duck...dickweed proclaimed, "HOW DID YOU DO THAT?".
Where did you aim? Where did you put the bead? I told that guy "I dont know, I pointed at its bill and shot it". He NEVER got that you dont aim and those beads ARE NOT SIGHTS. I told him many times.

Dickweed gave up waterfowl and went back to the deer woods. Thank God.
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Re: dickweed

Postby Underradar » Fri Sep 20, 2013 7:01 am

Duck hunting is a kid's game. It takes skill to kill a lot of deer.
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Re: dickweed

Postby aunt betty » Fri Sep 20, 2013 7:03 am

Underradar wrote:Duck hunting is a kid's game. It takes skill to kill a lot of deer.

Shut up Darren.
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Re: dickweed

Postby Rat Creek » Fri Sep 20, 2013 7:12 am

Underradar wrote:Duck hunting is a kid's game. It takes skill to kill a lot of deer.


Welcome to the honey hole Dickweed.
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Re: dickweed

Postby jehler » Fri Sep 20, 2013 7:15 am

Underradar wrote:Duck hunting is a kid's game. It takes corn, apples and sugar beets to kill a lot of deer.

I'll bet them LA deer would go apeshit over some big ole Michigan sugar beets
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Re: dickweed

Postby JuniorPre 360 » Fri Sep 20, 2013 8:51 am

Underradar wrote:Duck hunting is a kid's game. It takes skill to kill a lot of deer.

Boss killed 3 with a combine yesterday...
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Re: dickweed

Postby Indaswamp » Fri Sep 20, 2013 9:05 am

jehler wrote:
Underradar wrote:Duck hunting is a kid's game. It takes corn, apples and sugar beets to kill a lot of deer.

I'll bet them LA deer would go apeshit over some big ole Michigan sugar beets

Yes they would!
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Re: dickweed

Postby jehler » Fri Sep 20, 2013 9:07 am

Indaswamp wrote:
jehler wrote:
Underradar wrote:Duck hunting is a kid's game. It takes corn, apples and sugar beets to kill a lot of deer.

I'll bet them LA deer would go apeshit over some big ole Michigan sugar beets

Yes they would!

Next time I'm down I'll bring a truckload and sell em on the side if the road
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Re: dickweed

Postby Indaswamp » Fri Sep 20, 2013 9:09 am

jehler wrote:
Indaswamp wrote:
jehler wrote:
Underradar wrote:Duck hunting is a kid's game. It takes corn, apples and sugar beets to kill a lot of deer.

I'll bet them LA deer would go apeshit over some big ole Michigan sugar beets

Yes they would!

Next time I'm down I'll bring a truckload and sell em on the side if the road

:lol3: Coonasses will be buying them to EAT! :lol3: Thinkin ,"Dems's some funny lookin turmips!"
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Re: dickweed

Postby aunt betty » Fri Sep 20, 2013 9:10 am

The deer around here will eat hedge apples when it snowy and icy.
I figure they must be starving to eat osage oranges...but they do.
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Re: dickweed

Postby Underradar » Fri Sep 20, 2013 10:03 am

Here, they eat the same thing as ducks. Corn, rice (bran), beans and acorns.

And deer cocaine.
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Re: dickweed

Postby Underradar » Fri Sep 20, 2013 10:05 am

Rat Creek wrote:
Underradar wrote:Duck hunting is a kid's game. It takes skill to kill a lot of deer.


Welcome to the honey hole Dickweed.

Mr. Dickweed, to you.
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Re: dickweed

Postby Rat Creek » Fri Sep 20, 2013 10:12 am

Underradar wrote:
Rat Creek wrote:
Underradar wrote:Duck hunting is a kid's game. It takes skill to kill a lot of deer.


Welcome to the honey hole Dickweed.

Mr. Dickweed, to you.


My mistake. No disrespect intended Mister Dickweed. :oops:
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Re: dickweed

Postby aunt betty » Fri Sep 20, 2013 10:21 am

Dickweed was always very concerned about the question, "how far is too far?".
We spent hours debating the subject. On the final day, final minutes of duck season we were still arguing...
There was a drake mallard swimming 80 yards away. Dickweed thinks we can kill it so we argued.


Finally I gave in and said shoot it. He missed. I shot it THREE TIMES.
It was comical to watch. I hit the duck once. It obviously went ouch. It quit flapping, started again and bam, I shot it again.
Same results. So I did it one more time. That poor duck had to be in pain.
Dickweed finally shut up. We went home and I never hunted with him again.
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Re: dickweed

Postby jehler » Fri Sep 20, 2013 10:54 am

Underradar wrote:Here, they eat the same thing as ducks. Corn, rice (bran), beans and acorns.

And deer cocaine.

Best deer bait is spoiled Brussel sprouts, you see deer use their old factory senses. Ducks don't
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Re: dickweed

Postby Dingbatter 2 » Fri Sep 20, 2013 10:58 am

Deer shooting is boring. They are only good for one thing and that is for eat'n. I hope to fill the freezer by the end of October before "hunting" season starts. Does Dickweed have any relatives? I think I hunt with some of them as well.
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Re: dickweed

Postby aunt betty » Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:19 am

Does the phrase "inner penninsula" mean anything to you? If so, you probably know dickweed, his uncle, and his cousin.
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Re: dickweed

Postby assateague » Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:23 pm

jehler wrote:
Underradar wrote:Here, they eat the same thing as ducks. Corn, rice (bran), beans and acorns.

And deer cocaine.

Best deer bait is spoiled Brussel sprouts, you see deer use their old factory senses. Ducks don't


Does that mean they lost their hearing from working around all that noisy machinery?
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Re: dickweed

Postby Underradar » Fri Sep 20, 2013 3:23 pm

Prairie pothole region = old factory for the ducks. So says the liars at DU.

I think if I fed brussel sprouts to a deer it would puke. And the meat would go bad.
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Re: dickweed

Postby T Man » Fri Sep 20, 2013 3:29 pm

jehler wrote: deer use their old factory senses


:lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3:
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Re: dickweed

Postby Cujo1 » Fri Sep 20, 2013 6:42 pm

T Man wrote:
jehler wrote: deer use their old factory senses


:lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3:

:lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3:
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Re: dickweed

Postby greenster » Fri Sep 20, 2013 7:23 pm

:no:
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Re: dickweed

Postby jehler » Fri Sep 20, 2013 7:25 pm

greenster wrote::no:

you shut your pie hole
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Re: dickweed

Postby ohioboy » Fri Sep 20, 2013 9:22 pm

Underradar wrote:Prairie pothole region = old factory for the ducks. So says the liars at DU.

I think if I fed brussel sprouts to a deer it would puke. And the meat would go bad.

zing. :lol3: :lol3: :lol3: :lol3:
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Re: dickweed

Postby QH's Paw » Sat Sep 21, 2013 4:42 am

Quit calling me dickweed pr!ck.
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