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$5

Postby jehler » Sun Sep 22, 2013 5:45 am

For anybody that comes up with something more boring then deer hunting
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
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Re: $5

Postby aunt betty » Sun Sep 22, 2013 5:49 am

Prison
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Re: $5

Postby Spunky » Sun Sep 22, 2013 5:53 am

Listening to wife's friend talk about the drama between her and her kids on the phone when the wife isn't home. I could care less.
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Re: $5

Postby trowlan1 » Sun Sep 22, 2013 5:55 am

Watching golf on TV.


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Re: $5

Postby 18javelin » Sun Sep 22, 2013 6:17 am

BMV...
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Re: $5

Postby jehler » Sun Sep 22, 2013 6:19 am

Pfft, not even close
Prison id be having a warm brekky right now, wife's friend I could hit on and golf on tv is a hell of a lot more exciting than watching a pine tree grow
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Re: $5

Postby jehler » Sun Sep 22, 2013 6:20 am

18javelin wrote:BMV...

?
Big momma's vagina???
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Re: $5

Postby aunt betty » Sun Sep 22, 2013 6:25 am

jehler wrote:Pfft, not even close
Prison id be having a warm brekky right now, wife's friend I could hit on and golf on tv is a hell of a lot more exciting than watching a pine tree grow

Your life as Mrs. Bubba... prison would be active and entertaining.
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Re: $5

Postby jehler » Sun Sep 22, 2013 6:33 am

aunt betty wrote:
jehler wrote:Pfft, not even close
Prison id be having a warm brekky right now, wife's friend I could hit on and golf on tv is a hell of a lot more exciting than watching a pine tree grow

Your life as Mrs. Bubba... prison would be active and entertaining.

Id be dead before I'd be mrs.
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Re: $5

Postby aunt betty » Sun Sep 22, 2013 6:38 am

jehler wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
jehler wrote:Pfft, not even close
Prison id be having a warm brekky right now, wife's friend I could hit on and golf on tv is a hell of a lot more exciting than watching a pine tree grow

Your life as Mrs. Bubba... prison would be active and entertaining.

Id be dead before I'd be mrs.

Where is OR? I would like to hear what he has to say about Mrs. Bubba.
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Re: $5

Postby sprigs4days » Sun Sep 22, 2013 7:00 am

trowlan1 wrote:Watching golf on TV.


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Re: $5

Postby aunt betty » Sun Sep 22, 2013 7:14 am

When you actually go golfing the ladies you see do not look like those two.
If they did I never would have quit playing with balls and counting strokes.
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Re: $5

Postby Professor_Leakey » Sun Sep 22, 2013 7:22 am

some people enjoy watching golf. i just realized this is a satanic post number 666.




as for something boring...the thing on this earth that i would least want to do is being dragged through the mall at christmas time by a girlfriend, as they shop for gifts for their female friends....or watching them trying to choose an outfit and expecting any sort of input from me. kicking rocks is more fun that that.
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Re: $5

Postby sprigs4days » Sun Sep 22, 2013 7:28 am

aunt betty wrote:When you actually go golfing the ladies you see do not look like those two.
If they did I never would have quit playing with balls and counting strokes.

Prison golf?
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Re: $5

Postby aunt betty » Sun Sep 22, 2013 7:53 am

In my career I have had three bosses who were excons.
One beat up his wife with a pistol, another was an "innocent rapist", and the guy who got locked up for driving without a license. Yeah....he refused to quit driving and got sent up.

Those guys didnt tell me until after I quit that they were convicts.
Go figger.

The rapist...I found him in the system when someone said, "check him out".
Damn, he raped his 11-yr old daughter.
I quit immediately.

No, I have never been in Dept. of Corrections as an inmate but I did work on all the communication systems in each prison in Illinois.
It was boring. Waiting for guards with keys. Yawn.
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Re: $5

Postby Leaky-NY » Sun Sep 22, 2013 8:17 am

Sitting at a table and watch a jar of peanut butter expire is pretty boring :help:

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Re: $5

Postby sprigs4days » Sun Sep 22, 2013 8:56 am

Being a game warden in North Carolina
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Re: $5

Postby whisperin' duck » Sun Sep 22, 2013 9:57 am

Deer season is next weekend. I'm pretty darn excited!!!
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Re: $5

Postby jaysweet3 » Sun Sep 22, 2013 12:34 pm

Watching bow hunting on tv is about the lamest thing.
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Re: $5

Postby steve-o » Sun Sep 22, 2013 12:37 pm

sprigs4days wrote:Being a duck hunter in North Carolina

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Re: $5

Postby t_baker » Sun Sep 22, 2013 12:38 pm

jaysweet3 wrote:Watching bow hunting on tv is about the lamest thing.


Not as lame as the commercials.
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Re: $5

Postby Ga ducker » Sun Sep 22, 2013 1:11 pm

whisperin' duck wrote:Deer season is next weekend. I'm pretty darn excited!!!

I'm with yeh! I love spending time in my stand.
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Re: $5

Postby ctdeathfrombelow » Sun Sep 22, 2013 1:37 pm

I used to think watching the pump out service guy emptying a septic tank on a boat was pretty boring. But then one day a sailboat got backed up. Kid took it right in the face! When he walked down the dock past me I said "Rough day huh?" He looked at me with a brown tooth smile and said "Just got the best tip ever!".....
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Re: $5

Postby Rick Hall » Sun Sep 22, 2013 1:47 pm

jehler wrote:For anybody that comes up with something more boring then deer hunting


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Re: $5

Postby SpinnerMan » Sun Sep 22, 2013 2:03 pm

I don't know what's boring about deer hunting. I learned it from my dad. He smoked cigarettes and drank coffee while deer hunting and shot more deer than the vast majority of hunters.

My only problem was when I started out I couldn't hit a Image things and caught a lot of crap for it. It was never a deer walking out broad side at 20 yard, but always in the rain a few minutes before the end of LST with deer moving quickly, etc. I still don't know what the hell I did not kill the one doe that was so close the chest damn near filled the scope. There was no way to miss. I blew so much hair off of that deer that she had to be half bald, but not one spec of blood. Yet all we got was hair, lots and lots of freaking hair. I may be the only person that ever hair trailed a deer for about 50 yards or so before we lost her. Did somebody put snake shot in rifle?

My grandfather even made me a deer catcher. It was a steel rod with essentially like a big barb on the end, about 20 feet of rope tied to a metal ring. Yep, he said, if I wanted to get a deer, all I had to do was shove that rod up its ass and toss the ring over a tree stump. :mad: My younger brothers were amused particular the one that got a doe his first year and I still had zip.

Of course then through dumb luck, I mean great skill, I shot a bigger buck than anybody had ever got in my family. I didn't get any more crap after that Image

Typical of my luck up to that point that was actually the third buck I shot that day. Knocked the first one down and it got up and ran past other hunters that shot it. I was standing over the second arguing with a guy about whose deer it was (BTW it was mine by and it was obvious that it was), when I heard a shot, looked up and saw a big buck bounding through the field and picked up my gun and shot it :yes: What's boring about that? :huh:

That snapped my deer curse and it's been much more routine since then. I almost didn't know what to do the next year when a buck walked out broad side at 50 yards and I dropped it with one shot, nobody else shot at it, nobody else tried to claim it, nothing. Just bang, dead deer, tagged it, gutted it, and drug it out to the truck.
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