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anyone need a new boat? (CL ad)

Postby GomerPyle » Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:30 am

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Re: anyone need a new boat? (CL ad)

Postby WoodyWhiffingMG » Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:34 am

That can't be real.
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Re: anyone need a new boat? (CL ad)

Postby Bill Herian » Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:37 am

WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:That can't be real.


It's more than real, its entrepreneurial spirit.
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Re: anyone need a new boat? (CL ad)

Postby WoodyWhiffingMG » Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:39 am

Bill Herian wrote:
WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:That can't be real.


It's more than real, its entrepreneurial spirit.


Payment plans :fingerhead:
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Re: anyone need a new boat? (CL ad)

Postby GomerPyle » Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:40 am

by the way, be sure to "do the math" on that "$400 boat"..........
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Re: anyone need a new boat? (CL ad)

Postby aunt betty » Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:41 am

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Someone text him and say the coast guard wants to test them to use as rescue boats.
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Re: anyone need a new boat? (CL ad)

Postby T Man » Mon Sep 23, 2013 12:06 pm

I emailed him.

What exactly does the 450 get me? I see $75 in plywood that will rot and sink in a year.

Also, your payment pricing is incorrect. You have the smaller boat at $55 a month for 6 months, and the larger at $40 a month for 12 months. These prices work out to $330 and $480 respectively. This is clearly a scam as you are already charging a finance fee of 30% on a 4 year old's craft project. Please correct your pricing or you will be reported to the proper authorities, namely the USCG for building and marketing boats without the proper flotation requirements and without capacity plates, the FTC for illegal finance charges, and the better business bureau.

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Re: anyone need a new boat? (CL ad)

Postby GomerPyle » Mon Sep 23, 2013 12:09 pm

T Man wrote:I emailed him.

What exactly does the 450 get me? I see $75 in plywood that will rot and sink in a year.



DON'T FORGET THE $13 CAN OF FLEX-SEAL!!!
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Re: anyone need a new boat? (CL ad)

Postby T Man » Mon Sep 23, 2013 12:18 pm

His profit margin has to be phenomenal.
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Re: anyone need a new boat? (CL ad)

Postby rank duck » Mon Sep 23, 2013 12:19 pm

Plywood, you think?

The bright white paint job is a nice touch.

Especially the non-skid finish. Wouldn't want it getting smudged.

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Re: anyone need a new boat? (CL ad)

Postby Cujo1 » Mon Sep 23, 2013 12:26 pm

The craftsmanship is phenomenal! There aren't two square pieces of wood in that craft. His company name " Your gonna Die boat Works"
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Re: anyone need a new boat? (CL ad)

Postby rank duck » Mon Sep 23, 2013 12:32 pm

Cujo1 wrote:The craftsmanship is phenomenal! There aren't two square pieces of wood in that craft. His company name " Your gonna Die boat Works"


the corners are particularly noteworthy.
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Re: anyone need a new boat? (CL ad)

Postby bighop » Mon Sep 23, 2013 12:37 pm

I've got a pair that I custom ordered in a tan and olive drab camo that we use for lay down boats. At least the bottom keeps you from laying in the mid after it comes to a rest. Getting back is always an issue....
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Re: anyone need a new boat? (CL ad)

Postby OmegaRed » Mon Sep 23, 2013 12:37 pm

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Re: anyone need a new boat? (CL ad)

Postby Indaswamp » Mon Sep 23, 2013 2:26 pm

T Man wrote:His profit margin has to be phenomenal.

10 ft boat financed $300 + $100 finance charge = $400- $75 down payment= $325 financed at 6 months. Payments are $55 month for 6 months.

13 ft boat financed $450 + $100 finance charge = $550 -$75 down payment = $475 financed for 12 months. Payments are $40 month for 12 months.

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Postby Professor_Leakey » Mon Sep 23, 2013 2:45 pm

this is CL gold
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Postby Locked&Loaded » Mon Sep 23, 2013 2:48 pm

T Man wrote:His profit margin has to be phenomenal.


:lol3: :lol3: No kidding. I cracked up at his payment plan options!
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Re: anyone need a new boat? (CL ad)

Postby OHIODUCKA5 » Mon Sep 23, 2013 2:51 pm

Probably weighs 400 lbs with all the drywall screws and silicone holding it together.
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Re: anyone need a new boat? (CL ad)

Postby Boatman » Mon Sep 23, 2013 3:33 pm

Wonder what the HP rating it has. Where can I find a motor for a transom with that much angle?
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Postby toolmaker » Mon Sep 23, 2013 3:54 pm

I love the over paint on the driveway.....cant wait to see it after he finds 10 idiots to buy them.... the tool
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Re: anyone need a new boat? (CL ad)

Postby Botiz630 » Mon Sep 23, 2013 4:15 pm

I bet Dale knows him.
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Re: anyone need a new boat? (CL ad)

Postby Indaswamp » Mon Sep 23, 2013 4:17 pm

Botiz630 wrote:I bet Dale knows him.

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Re: anyone need a new boat? (CL ad)

Postby ScaupHunter » Mon Sep 23, 2013 5:45 pm

3 to 5 day build time with improved jig? LOL! I could build that in about an hour with nothing but a hammer and a skill saw. :lol3:
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Re: anyone need a new boat? (CL ad)

Postby troutman561 » Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:08 pm

I texted him asking if the 200hp Johnson 2 stroke I have would work for it. He must be sleeping, no reply yet.
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Re: anyone need a new boat? (CL ad)

Postby Cujo1 » Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:18 pm

troutman561 wrote:I texted him asking if the 200hp Johnson 2 stroke I have would work for it. He must be sleeping, no reply yet.

With that kind of craftsmanship, transom angle, transom supports, coast guard approved flotation, coast guard approved h.p. rating, and the easy addition of milk jugs for flotation pods, there is absolutely no reason not to bolt your big Johnson to that bad boy!
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