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Postby ctdeathfrombelow » Mon Sep 23, 2013 1:53 pm

Former Vice President **** Cheney’s gun malfunctioned before he could get a shot off at an antelope hunting contest in Wyoming on Sunday, according to a
local ABC News affiliate.

“The Vice President is an excellent shot,” the captain of Cheney’s hunting team said. “He had a gun malfunction. But I think he is so excited and enjoyed this so much. He'll be back next year."

Cheney blamed “a small problem with the manufacturer.”

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Postby Cujo1 » Mon Sep 23, 2013 1:57 pm

Title of article should read " Gun Malfunction Saves Hunting Partner!"
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Postby aunt betty » Mon Sep 23, 2013 2:27 pm

Everyone else in the world calls it "missing".
The manufacturer of the firearm was not mentioned by name because the company is owned by his billionaire wife.
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Postby Omaha Clucker » Mon Sep 23, 2013 2:27 pm

"Early reports are indicating the shooter was armed with an AR-15 Assault Rifle...it is however a very fluid situation and this likely a complete fabrication for internet hits"
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Postby toolmaker » Mon Sep 23, 2013 3:57 pm

I know a lot of you guys think he was shooting a BENELLI.....right?


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Postby rank duck » Mon Sep 23, 2013 7:07 pm

thank God it wasn't a wardrobe malfunction..
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