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Re: Virus?

Postby Underradar » Mon Sep 30, 2013 2:38 pm

Professor_Leakey wrote:ctr-alt-delete !!!

I DON'T SPEAK COMPUTER!!! ARE YOU INSANE?!
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Re: Virus?

Postby Professor_Leakey » Mon Sep 30, 2013 2:39 pm

there are some who call me, Tim.
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Re: Virus?

Postby aunt betty » Mon Sep 30, 2013 2:47 pm

Underradar wrote:I’ve seen the melted crayon art canvases all over Pinterest and have been wanting to try one for the longest time. Like many things, however, time gets away from me and I never seemed to find the time – that is, until this week! Tahd was gone for several days and I wanted something fun to try with Gabe during our last few days of summer. Crayons are at insanely good prices right now with back-to-school sales, so it was as though the stars aligned to make this project possible. The equation went something like this…

time + need for fun + cheap craft supplies = automatic success!

Or something. ;)

The canvas was one we had laying around at home. I had actually started another project with it and never got around to finishing it. Hence the blue paint with gold spatters. I thought about painting the whole thing white again but then decided the blue and gold would probably look fun so I decided to leave it.

It’s really a straight-forward project – glue crayons, melt them with hair dryer, done! But there were a few things I learned along the way I figured I could pass along.

Tip One || I used a 16×20 canvas and somewhere around 85 crayons, I believe. The whole experience took about an hour.

Tip Two || Buy a box of 64 crayons and remove all the dark, dingy colors. I took out all the blacks/browns/grays. Then I combed my house for crayons in brighter, happier colors to fill the canvas. I had recently bought a new box of crayons so I knew we still had some fresh ones laying around. If you don’t, you might want to pick up two 64-packs.
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Re: Virus?

Postby jakefromflorida » Mon Sep 30, 2013 3:41 pm

Crazy Matt wrote:
jakefromflorida wrote:Image


There is only one solution to a malfunctioning computer...

Turkey loads.



I see a 100 dollar battery just laying on the ground. :no:

Don't worry i didn't waste it, the 2.75 came out next ... :grooving:
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Re: Virus?

Postby rank duck » Mon Sep 30, 2013 3:46 pm

did you try jiggling the wire?
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Re: Virus?

Postby aunt betty » Mon Sep 30, 2013 4:16 pm

Underradar wrote:
Professor_Leakey wrote:ctr-alt-delete !!!

I DON'T SPEAK COMPUTER!!! ARE YOU INSANE?!

That means...reboot.
Control Alt Delete. Press all three at once. The three-finger command called "reboot".
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Re: Virus?

Postby FinnLandR » Mon Sep 30, 2013 4:21 pm

There's a 50/50 chance you have a virus.... :yes:





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Re: Virus?

Postby Professor_Leakey » Mon Sep 30, 2013 4:24 pm

plug it. unplug it. don't strain.
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Re: Virus?

Postby assateague » Mon Sep 30, 2013 4:31 pm

Can I catch a virus from my computer? Because my colon hates me. I'm blaming the laptop.
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Re: Virus?

Postby Professor_Leakey » Mon Sep 30, 2013 4:37 pm

only if you strain. don't strain. wise old navaho jew told me that.
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Re: Virus?

Postby aunt betty » Mon Sep 30, 2013 4:42 pm

Do any of y'all realize I waited TWO YEARS for UR to start a "serious" thread so I could make fun of it/him?
Oh...this is GREAT!
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Re: Virus?

Postby Professor_Leakey » Mon Sep 30, 2013 4:46 pm

aunt betty wrote:Do any of y'all realize I waited TWO YEARS for UR to start a "serious" thread


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Re: Virus?

Postby Underradar » Mon Sep 30, 2013 6:22 pm

aunt betty wrote:Do any of y'all realize I waited TWO YEARS for UR to start a "serious" thread so I could make fun of it/him?
Oh...this is GREAT!

Your ole fish lip should be very sore.
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Re: Virus?

Postby aunt betty » Mon Sep 30, 2013 7:09 pm

Underradar wrote:
aunt betty wrote:Do any of y'all realize I waited TWO YEARS for UR to start a "serious" thread so I could make fun of it/him?
Oh...this is GREAT!

Your ole fish lip should be very sore.

Had fun.
My dad could fix your PC.
However...he is the kind of guy who would dig through your bios and steal all your passwords so he could eff with you.
I let him "fix" mine once...Huge error.
PHD in EE can really mess up your day by "fixing" your computer.
Just buy another pc or...let someone like my dad at it for several hours. :clapping:
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Re: Virus?

Postby Underradar » Mon Sep 30, 2013 7:50 pm

Jeez, let me remove the hook. THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY COMPUTER.
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Re: Virus?

Postby assateague » Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:42 pm

I have dysentery I think.
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Re: Virus?

Postby whisperin' duck » Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:10 pm

assateague wrote:I have dysentery I think.


I've been told that people who eat large amounts of deer get gout. You have gout
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Re: Virus?

Postby bighop » Mon Sep 30, 2013 11:04 pm

assateague wrote:I have dysentery I think.

Poll:
Should we stop to treat him or continue on?
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Re: Virus?

Postby Indaswamp » Mon Sep 30, 2013 11:15 pm

Crazy Matt wrote:
jakefromflorida wrote:Image


There is only one solution to a malfunctioning computer...

Turkey loads.



I see a 100 dollar battery just laying on the ground. :no:

those batteries are $100?? For Realz??

BTW, @UR............Jim Beam..... :wink:
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Re: Virus?

Postby sprigs4days » Mon Sep 30, 2013 11:17 pm

rank duck wrote:did you try jiggling the wire?

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Re: Virus?

Postby T Man » Mon Sep 30, 2013 11:18 pm

bighop wrote:
assateague wrote:I have dysentery I think.

Poll:
Should we stop to treat him or continue on?
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Ha ha, well played.

I say continue on, sorry assa. At least this way we could buy supplies at the next fort we came to instead of looking for crap alongside of the trail, and eating emu.
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Re: Virus?

Postby Indaswamp » Mon Sep 30, 2013 11:21 pm

It was the flying spiders wasn't it Underradar........
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Re: Virus?

Postby aunt betty » Tue Oct 01, 2013 8:36 am

whisperin' duck wrote:
assateague wrote:I have dysentery I think.


I've been told that people who eat large amounts of deer get gout. You have gout

Saw commercial last night for a product named "Step-Up".
Wait til you see it AT.
YOU WILL LAUGH!!!
Step-Up is designed to make you poop better.
Hilarious concept. We need to buy AT one. :clapping:
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Re: Virus?

Postby aunt betty » Tue Oct 01, 2013 8:39 am

Underradar wrote:Jeez, let me remove the hook. THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY COMPUTER.

I thought so.
How can you post a "fix my pc" thread with a broked 'puter? :clapping:
You got me. :sniper: :umm: :boxing: nno!: nno!: nno!:
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Re: Virus?

Postby Indaswamp » Tue Oct 01, 2013 10:55 am

aunt betty wrote:
whisperin' duck wrote:
assateague wrote:I have dysentery I think.


I've been told that people who eat large amounts of deer get gout. You have gout

Saw commercial last night for a product named "Step-Up".
Wait til you see it AT.
YOU WILL LAUGH!!!
Step-Up is designed to make you poop better.
Hilarious concept. We need to buy AT one. :clapping:

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