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Re: Strangest thing you've ever found in the woods?

Postby Bill Herian » Wed Oct 02, 2013 10:09 pm

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ChasinTail wrote:What's the strangest thing you've ever found in the woods?


Total Enlightenment.


And you just left it lay there!?
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever found in the woods?

Postby Riley » Wed Oct 02, 2013 11:02 pm

Several years ago Quail hunting mearns in southern az found a large bail of pot. GPS'd it left gave to border patrol at a check point on way out.


Then last year up here in idaho doing some early season bowfishing found a coot under water trying to eat some plant and was stuck in his throat and was still rooted. Of course coot was dead....

My dog a few years back found a skunk on the way into a spot. We ended up pass shooting that day rather then sit in the blind...




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Re: Strangest thing you've ever found in the woods?

Postby ChasinTail » Wed Oct 02, 2013 11:17 pm

Windrider wrote:Many years ago I was fishing with my Dad on the lake where my parents had a lake cabin. We went to the to the shallow end to run trot lines and ran aground on something. The lake was low so we didn't think much of it, except we had difficulty getting off the obstacle since it was so big.

So I take the paddle up to the bow of our little jon boat and try and push us off. low in behold, I see the bottoms of two shoes when I look down at the obstacle.

The shoes were sticking out of a block of concrete.

The concrete was encased in a 55 gallon oil drum.

We went and got the law who extracted the poor fella in his concrete tomb.

He slept with the fishes...

Still gives me the willies.


That's pretty damn creepy. Did they ever find out who did it?
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever found in the woods?

Postby slowshooter » Thu Oct 03, 2013 3:11 am

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youngoilguy wrote:I found a lady that had shot herself in the head twice.



Damn, that must've been one tough chick.


It happens... Jerky McJerkerson tries to kill himself and then shoots himself three times? That happens as well.
All this for a bowl of borscht.
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever found in the woods?

Postby Windrider » Thu Oct 03, 2013 3:12 am

To chasintail. (Place is busier than I thought. Should have quoted.)

Beats me. I was in middle school at the time.

All I ever found out is that it was a real person and not a prank.
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever found in the woods?

Postby SPatrick » Thu Oct 03, 2013 7:34 am

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SPatrick wrote:This is a story told to me by my old boss, who at the time was working for the Corps of Engineers down at Rend Lake in Southern IL. He said that he and another guy were out driving just checking on a few areas at one of their parks, when they came across a trail that looked like it had been stamped down by people, and not cut by them. They decided to follow it back to see what these people were doing back there. He said they got mid way down the trail and started finding gay porn mags strewn about all over the place. At the end of the trail was a bunch of mattresses laid out with gay porn, rubbers, and lube all over. It has since been referred to as the trail of disgust, and is known gay cruising area.

So you spend a lot of time down the trail of disgust.


Only in your dreams jay lol :beer:

My boss was scarred by this though. If we ever found writing about anything such as "so and so is gay" on bathroom stalls, he would come unglued and swear that we were the next park added to a gay cruising list, and we would have trail of disgust 2.0 within days. :lol3:
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever found in the woods?

Postby MOgreenhead » Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:38 am

Few years ago I was up in my treestand bowhunting when a visibly drunk clown comes walking over the hill and passes about 30 yards from me. Full on clown get up. Never saw me. I never said a word. Just kept on going up and over the next hill and out of sight. It was around Halloween so I can only assume it was some college hazing thing.

I have to assume that because the thought of wild clowns roaming the woods is downright terrifying...
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever found in the woods?

Postby elknutz » Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:57 am

Two years ago, jump shooting a creek & found a cow elk that appeared to have jumped the creek & impaled herself on a fence post.

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Re: Strangest thing you've ever found in the woods?

Postby B.E.Nelli » Thu Oct 03, 2013 12:13 pm

^^^ whoa, bad luck there!
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever found in the woods?

Postby hillbilly.. » Thu Oct 03, 2013 1:55 pm

Windrider wrote:Many years ago I was fishing with my Dad on the lake where my parents had a lake cabin. We went to the to the shallow end to run trot lines and ran aground on something. The lake was low so we didn't think much of it, except we had difficulty getting off the obstacle since it was so big.

So I take the paddle up to the bow of our little jon boat and try and push us off. low in behold, I see the bottoms of two shoes when I look down at the obstacle.

The shoes were sticking out of a block of concrete.

The concrete was encased in a 55 gallon oil drum.

We went and got the law who extracted the poor fella in his concrete tomb.

He slept with the fishes...

Still gives me the willies.



and what neck of the woods you in.
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever found in the woods?

Postby Botiz630 » Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:51 pm

elknutz wrote:Two years ago, jump shooting a creek & found a cow elk that appeared to have jumped the creek & impaled herself on a fence post.

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Crazy!
It needs more cowbell.
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever found in the woods?

Postby aunt betty » Fri Oct 04, 2013 11:13 am

t_baker wrote:I was pulling wagons for a old farmer couple years back. This time of year. He had a old barn back a short lane surrounded by fields, and there was a Ford Ranger parked in the lane. I called Bud and asked him if he knew, he didnt and asked if I could check the old barn. Bad idea....found a 60 some year old man that had hung himself in the barn with a doubled up extension cord. Jokes on him though. He was still alive, called 911, cut him down and was actually one of the guys treating him on the way to the hospital. Been there almost 24 hours, pissed himself, altered mental status, rough shape to say the least. Made it through fine.

In 1973 two friends and I were walking to a Boy Scout meeting at my school.
We witnessed a man who tried suck-starting his car that was already running. :fingerhead:
We ran to help but was too late. His lips were toasty and he died.
There were trees around but it was in the city. Not woods.
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever found in the woods?

Postby Botiz630 » Fri Oct 04, 2013 12:13 pm

aunt betty wrote:In 1973 two friends and I were walking to a Boy Scout meeting at my school.
We witnessed a man who tried suck-starting his car that was already running. :fingerhead:
We ran to help but was too late. His lips were toasty and he died.
There were trees around but it was in the city. Not woods.


I'm confused by this. What did the guy try to do?
It needs more cowbell.
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever found in the woods?

Postby steve-o » Fri Oct 04, 2013 12:22 pm

MOgreenhead wrote:Few years ago I was up in my treestand bowhunting when a visibly drunk clown comes walking over the hill and passes about 30 yards from me. Full on clown get up. Never saw me. I never said a word. Just kept on going up and over the next hill and out of sight. It was around Halloween so I can only assume it was some college hazing thing.

I have to assume that because the thought of wild clowns roaming the woods is downright terrifying...

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Re: Strangest thing you've ever found in the woods?

Postby MarkM » Fri Oct 04, 2013 12:22 pm

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aunt betty wrote:In 1973 two friends and I were walking to a Boy Scout meeting at my school.
We witnessed a man who tried suck-starting his car that was already running. :fingerhead:
We ran to help but was too late. His lips were toasty and he died.
There were trees around but it was in the city. Not woods.


I'm confused by this. What did the guy try to do?

Suck a car on it sounds like.
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever found in the woods?

Postby MarkM » Fri Oct 04, 2013 12:29 pm

MarkM wrote:
Botiz630 wrote:
aunt betty wrote:In 1973 two friends and I were walking to a Boy Scout meeting at my school.
We witnessed a man who tried suck-starting his car that was already running. :fingerhead:
We ran to help but was too late. His lips were toasty and he died.
There were trees around but it was in the city. Not woods.


I'm confused by this. What did the guy try to do?

Suck a car on(off probably) it sounds like.
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever found in the woods?

Postby cfmckinn » Fri Oct 04, 2013 1:32 pm

steve-o wrote:
MOgreenhead wrote:Few years ago I was up in my treestand bowhunting when a visibly drunk clown comes walking over the hill and passes about 30 yards from me. Full on clown get up. Never saw me. I never said a word. Just kept on going up and over the next hill and out of sight. It was around Halloween so I can only assume it was some college hazing thing.

I have to assume that because the thought of wild clowns roaming the woods is downright terrifying...

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Re: Strangest thing you've ever found in the woods?

Postby Anoldhuntersc » Fri Oct 04, 2013 5:05 pm

Friend got on deer cam.



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Re: Strangest thing you've ever found in the woods?

Postby steve-o » Fri Oct 04, 2013 5:30 pm

cfmckinn wrote:
steve-o wrote:
MOgreenhead wrote:Few years ago I was up in my treestand bowhunting when a visibly drunk clown comes walking over the hill and passes about 30 yards from me. Full on clown get up. Never saw me. I never said a word. Just kept on going up and over the next hill and out of sight. It was around Halloween so I can only assume it was some college hazing thing.

I have to assume that because the thought of wild clowns roaming the woods is downright terrifying...



I found the same clown picture on google images
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever found in the woods?

Postby Botiz630 » Fri Oct 04, 2013 5:32 pm

Anoldhuntersc wrote:Friend got on deer cam.



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It needs more cowbell.
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever found in the woods?

Postby sprigs4days » Fri Oct 04, 2013 6:07 pm

Windrider wrote:Many years ago I was fishing with my Dad on the lake where my parents had a lake cabin. We went to the to the shallow end to run trot lines and ran aground on something. The lake was low so we didn't think much of it, except we had difficulty getting off the obstacle since it was so big.

So I take the paddle up to the bow of our little jon boat and try and push us off. low in behold, I see the bottoms of two shoes when I look down at the obstacle.

The shoes were sticking out of a block of concrete.

The concrete was encased in a 55 gallon oil drum.

We went and got the law who extracted the poor fella in his concrete tomb.

He slept with the fishes...

Still gives me the willies.

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Re: Strangest thing you've ever found in the woods?

Postby Windrider » Fri Oct 04, 2013 6:15 pm

hillbilly.. wrote:
Windrider wrote:Many years ago I was fishing with my Dad on the lake where my parents had a lake cabin. We went to the to the shallow end to run trot lines and ran aground on something. The lake was low so we didn't think much of it, except we had difficulty getting off the obstacle since it was so big.

So I take the paddle up to the bow of our little jon boat and try and push us off. low in behold, I see the bottoms of two shoes when I look down at the obstacle.

The shoes were sticking out of a block of concrete.

The concrete was encased in a 55 gallon oil drum.

We went and got the law who extracted the poor fella in his concrete tomb.

He slept with the fishes...

Still gives me the willies.



and what neck of the woods you in.


That was west of Fort Worth about 30 years ago.
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever found in the woods?

Postby Montanafowler » Fri Oct 04, 2013 6:27 pm

"MILFS under 40" porn mags in my blind when i was 17, had a great week of hunting! :lol3: :lol3: :lol3:
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Re: Strangest thing you've ever found in the woods?

Postby Professor_Leakey » Fri Oct 04, 2013 6:38 pm

Anoldhuntersc wrote:Friend got on deer cam.



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Re: Strangest thing you've ever found in the woods?

Postby Indaswamp » Fri Oct 04, 2013 6:40 pm

...assateague with no gas in his boat motor.... :sarcmark: :biggrin:
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