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Postby MarkM » Tue Oct 01, 2013 6:40 pm

I broke my favorite hoe. She was a good one. Always felt just right. Never to skinny or to fat. She knew just how to get the job done. I'm going to hold a moment of silence for it later and drink a beer in honor Image
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Postby aunt betty » Tue Oct 01, 2013 6:44 pm

AT will tell you to weld your favorite hoe together and continue hoeing.
Sharpen her up and get diggitty.

Mrs. Betty says to spray paint that hoe because every hoe likes a new outfit.
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Postby MarkM » Tue Oct 01, 2013 6:50 pm

aunt betty wrote:AT will tell you to weld your favorite hoe together and continue hoeing.
Sharpen her up and get diggitty.

Mrs. Betty says to spray paint that hoe because every hoe likes a new outfit.

I'm gonna fix her back up I think and give her a new color. Blacks getting old, might go brown.
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Postby cluckmeister » Tue Oct 01, 2013 6:56 pm

When you buy that brown paint, you might buy some brown polish for those poor boots, they look pitiful LOL
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Re: @Assateague

Postby MarkM » Tue Oct 01, 2013 7:05 pm

cluckmeister wrote:When you buy that brown paint, you might buy some brown polish for those poor boots, they look pitiful LOL

Na they're just some work boots. No need to take care of them
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Postby cluckmeister » Tue Oct 01, 2013 7:12 pm

Mark, trust me even work boots need a good bit of polish once in a while, they will last a lot longer and work boots aint CHEAP
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Postby MarkM » Tue Oct 01, 2013 7:19 pm

cluckmeister wrote:Mark, trust me even work boots need a good bit of polish once in a while, they will last a lot longer and work boots aint CHEAP

My last pair only lasted me 7 years but the soles fell off. Don't think any polish would've held them on lol
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Postby cluckmeister » Tue Oct 01, 2013 7:29 pm

mark hell if the polish wont make them last longer maybe you will impress the boss with shiny boots LOL
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Postby MarkM » Tue Oct 01, 2013 7:31 pm

If he's lookin at my boots then he needs to get back to work lol
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Postby cluckmeister » Tue Oct 01, 2013 7:35 pm

mark, you must be a young fellow if you think bosses work. Example, there was a woman raped at work and the cops ask her if she knew who did it, no she replied, but he had to be a supervisor because I had to do all the work. ROFLOL
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Postby T Man » Tue Oct 01, 2013 7:43 pm

MarkM wrote:I'm gonna fix her back up I think and give her a new color. Blacks getting old, might go brown.


Brown is over done for hoes. Yellow is where the market is heading.
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Postby MarkM » Tue Oct 01, 2013 7:58 pm

T Man wrote:
MarkM wrote:I'm gonna fix her back up I think and give her a new color. Blacks getting old, might go brown.


Brown is over done for hoes. Yellow is where the market is heading.

A high yellow? Hmm.. That sounds tempting...
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Re: @Assateague

Postby aunt betty » Tue Oct 01, 2013 8:10 pm

Where's my krunk cup HOE? :biggrin:
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Re: @Assateague

Postby assateague » Tue Oct 01, 2013 8:23 pm

A good hoe is hard to find.
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Postby aunt betty » Tue Oct 01, 2013 8:38 pm

assateague wrote:A good hoe is hard to find.

Yup. Try not to fall in love with your hoe. :lol3:
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Postby WoodyWhiffingMG » Tue Oct 01, 2013 8:59 pm

assateague wrote:A good hoe is hard to find.


I like mine good and dirty, so I never wash her off when I'm done working the garden.
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Re: @Assateague

Postby Gunnysway » Wed Oct 02, 2013 7:14 am

I like breaking my hoe as soon as I get it home...

Saves me from any future disappointment, and it sets a precedence for all other hoes what will happen as soon as I get 'em home...

No point in painting a hoe that you will never be able to trade in for any value. Plus the new hoes suck anyway. It seems you have to baby them in order to get any work done, which causes nothing but problems.

Yeah... I like an old, well made hoe that has lots of miles on it. The dirtier, the better.

Why?

'Cause I know the job will get done, and with the experience that old hoe has, I know it will get done right. :thumbsup:


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Postby aunt betty » Wed Oct 02, 2013 7:56 am

Gunny...do you know what a "bottom bitch" is?
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Postby Gunnysway » Wed Oct 02, 2013 8:48 am

Unless it's a bunk bed reference, I don't...

But I expect to find out real soon...
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Re: @Assateague

Postby TomKat » Wed Oct 02, 2013 9:58 am

I dont waste time on old hoes.

You can pick up a new one pretty cheap.

Nothing worse than a broken down old hoe.
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