Since we have been warned of even visiting the dog forum, for fear the natives there will wet their wee britches, we need a dog forum for the HH. By the powers vested in me by Baby Jeebus, I declare this thread The Anti Dog Forum.
To lead by example, here we go:
My lab is a natural retriever, as all good duck dogs should be. She doesn't always retrieve to hand, literally, but is that really necessary? Anyone who force fetches his dog must be doing that to salvage a sub par genetically inferior cur with a bogus pedigree. A good dog, raised on a diet of chicken bones and deer scraps, will always find that inner firebreather drive to excel, with no need for silly field trials where both the dogs and handlers wear gay neck-kerchiefs.
Feel free to discuss and come here for advice.
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on Thu Oct 10, 2013 9:51 pm, edited 1 time in total.
My lab died, and no one on Duckhuntingchat even cared.
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