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THE ANTI DOG FORUM

Postby Underradar » Thu Oct 10, 2013 9:37 pm

Since we have been warned of even visiting the dog forum, for fear the natives there will wet their wee britches, we need a dog forum for the HH. By the powers vested in me by Baby Jeebus, I declare this thread The Anti Dog Forum.


To lead by example, here we go:

My lab is a natural retriever, as all good duck dogs should be. She doesn't always retrieve to hand, literally, but is that really necessary? Anyone who force fetches his dog must be doing that to salvage a sub par genetically inferior cur with a bogus pedigree. A good dog, raised on a diet of chicken bones and deer scraps, will always find that inner firebreather drive to excel, with no need for silly field trials where both the dogs and handlers wear gay neck-kerchiefs.

Feel free to discuss and come here for advice.
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Re: THE ANTI DOG FORUM

Postby Bill Herian » Thu Oct 10, 2013 9:41 pm

My dog has trodden over a dead bird to bring back a spent shotshell wad. Twice.

Edit: not my dog, my father's. I just trained her.
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Re: THE ANTI DOG FORUM

Postby Underradar » Thu Oct 10, 2013 9:43 pm

Well, his sensitive nose must have detected a loathesome disease in that duck. Throw Ole Roy a pork chop bone for saving your life!
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Re: THE ANTI DOG FORUM

Postby Bill Herian » Thu Oct 10, 2013 9:49 pm

Underradar wrote:Well, his sensitive nose must have detected a loathesome disease in that duck. Throw Ole Roy a pork chop bone for saving your life!


Won't eat them.

Loves kugel though. Strange dog.
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THE ANTI DOG FORUM

Postby Underradar » Thu Oct 10, 2013 9:51 pm

Duplicate post, curse of the smartphone
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Re: THE ANTI DOG FORUM

Postby MinnesotaDan » Thu Oct 10, 2013 10:19 pm

Damn. This thread is so real DHC made it twice.
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Re: THE ANTI DOG FORUM

Postby Indaswamp » Thu Oct 10, 2013 10:27 pm

Wouldn't the "Anti Dog Forum" mean that you hunt without a dog???
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Re: THE ANTI DOG FORUM

Postby Indaswamp » Thu Oct 10, 2013 10:37 pm

this thread should be named "The eagle" thread.....
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Re: THE ANTI DOG FORUM

Postby LaRedneck » Fri Oct 11, 2013 12:43 am

FAIL
THE RIGHT OF THE PEOPLE TO KEEP AND BEAR ARMS SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

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Re: THE ANTI DOG FORUM

Postby jaysweet3 » Fri Oct 11, 2013 5:28 am

Bill Herian wrote:My dog has trodden over a dead bird to bring back a spent shotshell wad. Twice.

Edit: not my dog, my father's. I just trained her.

I wish I could say my dog has never done this.
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Re: THE ANTI DOG FORUM

Postby Underradar » Fri Oct 11, 2013 5:52 am

LaRedneck wrote:FAIL

You are Arizona? You know nothing of ducks nor dogs. Go back to the Hunting Dog forum if you seek a pissing match.
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Re: THE ANTI DOG FORUM

Postby OGblackcloud » Fri Oct 11, 2013 5:55 am

Would this be the forum to share about small dogs and shock collars? Like how you don't take a collar made for a big dog and add holes to it so that it will fit a small dog.
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Re: THE ANTI DOG FORUM

Postby Gunnysway » Fri Oct 11, 2013 6:00 am

Woops... Now you're gonna tell me not to tape the buttons down when that ankle biter won't stop barking...

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Re: THE ANTI DOG FORUM

Postby Underradar » Fri Oct 11, 2013 6:39 am

Gunnysway wrote:Woops... Now you're gonna tell me not to tape the buttons down when that ankle biter won't stop barking...

Know it all... :hammer:










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What kind of tape works best?. I need to know.
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Re: THE ANTI DOG FORUM

Postby Underradar » Fri Oct 11, 2013 6:40 am

OGblackcloud wrote:Would this be the forum to share about small dogs and shock collars? Like how you don't take a collar made for a big dog and add holes to it so that it will fit a small dog.

Who told you about that? It was only for one week.
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Re: THE ANTI DOG FORUM

Postby TomKat » Fri Oct 11, 2013 6:46 am

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Re: THE ANTI DOG FORUM

Postby OGblackcloud » Fri Oct 11, 2013 7:38 am

Underradar wrote:
OGblackcloud wrote:Would this be the forum to share about small dogs and shock collars? Like how you don't take a collar made for a big dog and add holes to it so that it will fit a small dog.

Who told you about that? It was only for one week.

Found out about it on my own. Mine didn't even last a week :sad: Never would have thought that a wiener dog couldn't take that kind of voltage :no:
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Re: THE ANTI DOG FORUM

Postby WTN10 » Fri Oct 11, 2013 7:49 am

helicoptordick is rude and unhelpful.
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Re: THE ANTI DOG FORUM

Postby Greenheadindy » Fri Oct 11, 2013 8:05 am

Is this the thread for guys who hunt with cats? Bc I have some questions about mine.
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Re: THE ANTI DOG FORUM

Postby Gunnysway » Fri Oct 11, 2013 8:10 am

Underradar wrote:
Gunnysway wrote:Woops... Now you're gonna tell me not to tape the buttons down when that ankle biter won't stop barking...

Know it all... :hammer:










:sarcmark:

What kind of tape works best?. I need to know.


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Re: THE ANTI DOG FORUM

Postby OGblackcloud » Fri Oct 11, 2013 8:16 am

Since I`m being hammered with PMs ,I`ll just share this. First off I`m no expert and my first clue that some thing was amiss should have been when he straightened out . I`m not talking about acting right I`m talking about front legs extended as well as rear. Could have shot him out of a bow he was so stiff.
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Re: THE ANTI DOG FORUM

Postby assateague » Fri Oct 11, 2013 8:39 am

Bill Herian wrote:
Underradar wrote:Well, his sensitive nose must have detected a loathesome disease in that duck. Throw Ole Roy a pork chop bone for saving your life!


Won't eat them.

Loves kugel though. Strange dog.



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Re: THE ANTI DOG FORUM

Postby sampsonhuntin » Fri Oct 11, 2013 8:47 am

My dog pissed on my dove seat and then ate a dove on the same hunt this year. He also shook a crippled black duck last season that was mount worthy. Should he be put down?
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Re: THE ANTI DOG FORUM

Postby teddysberna » Fri Oct 11, 2013 8:51 am

assateague wrote:
Bill Herian wrote:
Underradar wrote:Well, his sensitive nose must have detected a loathesome disease in that duck. Throw Ole Roy a pork chop bone for saving your life!


Won't eat them.

Loves kugel though. Strange dog.



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Re: THE ANTI DOG FORUM

Postby JuniorPre 360 » Fri Oct 11, 2013 8:55 am

Father inlaw always brage about how awesomely trained his black lab is. He buys them to sit in a field where they eventually of old age because he never hunts. I tried to get her to fetch the dead duck decoy and she wouldn't. He says it has to be a real duck. So I killed a duck out of a ditch and brought it back 30 minutes later. She still wouldn't fetch it. He says it has to be killed within minutes because she's trained to only fetch fresh birds. :huh:
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