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Re: Cage Match

Postby Botiz630 » Wed Oct 16, 2013 4:23 am

Indaswamp wrote:Botiz already chose a nutria.....


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Re: Cage Match

Postby 18javelin » Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:01 am

I want a match swamp....recon that floutant will hold 265 pounds of pure beef steak?
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Re: Cage Match

Postby beretta24 » Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:42 am

18javelin wrote:I want a match swamp....recon that floutant will hold 265 pounds of pure beef steak?

You'll lose, he'll get your guard down with some redfish on the half shell over some crawfish etouffee, and then strangle you with you with a trot line.
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Re: Cage Match

Postby Locked&Loaded » Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:49 am

Indaswamp wrote:Never knew roseau cane (phragmite) grew in Utah.....wonders never cease....


Swamp- 10 years ago I'd never seen phragmite in my life, now it's everywhere in Utah. It is so invasive, it completely 'chokes out' water ways and the DWR conducts several controlled burns every year to try to curtail its spread. Certain areas of marsh that I've hunted since I was a kid looked basically the same from year to year, but after the advent and proliferation of the phragmite, areas that were large ponds are now completely over taken by the phrag.
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Re: Cage Match

Postby Locked&Loaded » Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:53 am

assateague wrote:
Locked&Loaded wrote:
assateague wrote:
Locked&Loaded wrote:
quacknstack6 wrote:
assateague wrote:You mean that's not normal?

Dutch is a special breed one of which loves nachos.


Who has the better dog has obviously been settled as no dog with a ghey name like dutch is EVER going to retrieve a duck, let alone a goose. By the way my dog's name is Maxine (named by my daughter) :lol3: , but I tell my hunting buddies its Maximus. My fragile ego couldn't take the mental beating that would result from them knowing I own a Maxine.



hey, Hey, HEY now! :lol3:

Some famous Dutch's for your perusal


Who is the second fella? Dutch Schultz?



Yes. But after that, I'm fresh out. So don't push the issue, Sawbones, or I'll be forced to start making $hit up.


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Re: Cage Match

Postby Indaswamp » Wed Oct 16, 2013 9:39 am

18javelin wrote:I want a match swamp....recon that floutant will hold 265 pounds of pure beef steak?

nope, you'd sink...
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Re: Cage Match

Postby Locked&Loaded » Wed Oct 16, 2013 4:14 pm

Tinner4 wrote:I duked it out with a girl here and there in my younger days.


How did I miss this? Tinner gets more attractive by the minute.
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Re: Cage Match

Postby jehler » Wed Oct 16, 2013 5:46 pm

Locked&Loaded wrote:
Tinner4 wrote:I duked it out with a girl here and there in my younger days.


How did I miss this? Tinner gets more attractive by the minute.

Poor girls, neither one of them got me
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Re: Cage Match

Postby Rick Hall » Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:30 pm

18javelin wrote:I want a match swamp....recon that floutant will hold 265 pounds of pure beef steak?


Some will, most won't. Therein lies the sport.
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Re: Cage Match

Postby Tinner4 » Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:11 am

Locked&Loaded wrote:
Tinner4 wrote:I duked it out with a girl here and there in my younger days.


How did I miss this? Tinner gets more attractive by the minute.



Not pretty, one had to get stitches and another went to the hospital because I knocked her out with one hit....
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Re: Cage Match

Postby Botiz630 » Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:15 am

By the minute.
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Re: Cage Match

Postby Indaswamp » Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:38 am

I'd like to see tinner and jehler go at it....he can try and hit her with his pink purse. :wink:
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Re: Cage Match

Postby jehler » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:10 pm

Indaswamp wrote:I'd like to see tinner and jehler go at it....he can try and hit her with his pink purse. :wink:

I'll bet my wife would be into this, specially if tinners hubby came to the party
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Re: Cage Match

Postby OmegaRed » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:16 pm

jehler wrote:
Indaswamp wrote:I'd like to see tinner and jehler go at it....he can try and hit her with his pink purse. :wink:

I'll bet my wife would be into this, specially if tinners hubby came to the party


Wife swap. I'll allow it
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Re: Cage Match

Postby Tinner4 » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:59 pm

jehler wrote:
Indaswamp wrote:I'd like to see tinner and jehler go at it....he can try and hit her with his pink purse. :wink:

I'll bet my wife would be into this, specially if tinners hubby came to the party



Next time we go to WI we might have to take a lil detour :wink:
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Re: Cage Match

Postby WoodyWhiffingMG » Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:01 pm

let's keep this G rated in here.
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Re: Cage Match

Postby Indaswamp » Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:01 pm

Tinner4 wrote:
jehler wrote:
Indaswamp wrote:I'd like to see tinner and jehler go at it....he can try and hit her with his pink purse. :wink:

I'll bet my wife would be into this, specially if tinners hubby came to the party



Next time we go to WI we might have to take a lil detour :wink:

schit just got real.....
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Re: Cage Match

Postby OmegaRed » Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:03 pm

WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:let's keep this G rated in here.


This reminds me of a kid in 6th grade, when we had to watch sex ed videos. Saw the baby crowning, passed out cold on the floor.

Happened in 7th grade again, and while kissing a girl in 8th. Poor dude
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Re: Cage Match

Postby WoodyWhiffingMG » Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:05 pm

OmegaRed wrote:
WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:let's keep this G rated in here.


This reminds me of a kid in 6th grade, when we had to watch sex ed videos. Saw the baby crowning, passed out cold on the floor.

Happened in 7th grade again, and while kissing a girl in 8th. Poor dude


Baby Crowning... understandable

Nobody wants to see that.
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Re: Cage Match

Postby possumfoot » Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:10 pm

WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:
OmegaRed wrote:
WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:let's keep this G rated in here.


This reminds me of a kid in 6th grade, when we had to watch sex ed videos. Saw the baby crowning, passed out cold on the floor.

Happened in 7th grade again, and while kissing a girl in 8th. Poor dude


Baby Crowning... understandable

Nobody wants to see that.



i cant remember who said it, but they said it best.. to a grown man, watching child birth is like a 9yo watching disney land burn to the ground..
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Re: Cage Match

Postby beretta24 » Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:23 pm

possumfoot wrote:
WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:
OmegaRed wrote:
WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:let's keep this G rated in here.


This reminds me of a kid in 6th grade, when we had to watch sex ed videos. Saw the baby crowning, passed out cold on the floor.

Happened in 7th grade again, and while kissing a girl in 8th. Poor dude


Baby Crowning... understandable

Nobody wants to see that.



i cant remember who said it, but they said it best.. to a grown man, watching child birth is like a 9yo watching disney land burn to the ground..

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Re: Cage Match

Postby sprigs4days » Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:39 pm

Tinner4 wrote:
jehler wrote:
Indaswamp wrote:I'd like to see tinner and jehler go at it....he can try and hit her with his pink purse. :wink:

I'll bet my wife would be into this, specially if tinners hubby came to the party



Next time we go to WI we might have to take a lil detour :wink:

A woman that's married to a man who keeps midgets in his basement and has raised a son that can out shoot most guys on this forum has gotta be one tough lady. I would say it'd be best to drive straight thru MI
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Re: Cage Match

Postby WoodyWhiffingMG » Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:54 pm

sprigs4days wrote:
Tinner4 wrote:
jehler wrote:
Indaswamp wrote:I'd like to see tinner and jehler go at it....he can try and hit her with his pink purse. :wink:

I'll bet my wife would be into this, specially if tinners hubby came to the party



Next time we go to WI we might have to take a lil detour :wink:

A woman that's married to a man who keeps midgets in his basement and has raised a son that can out shoot most guys on this forum has gotta be one tough lady. I would say it'd be best to drive straight thru MI


MI would chew up and spit out a boy from Cali.
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Re: Cage Match

Postby jehler » Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:57 pm

Tinner4 wrote:
jehler wrote:
Indaswamp wrote:I'd like to see tinner and jehler go at it....he can try and hit her with his pink purse. :wink:

I'll bet my wife would be into this, specially if tinners hubby came to the party



Next time we go to WI we might have to take a lil detour :wink:

sounds like a plan tinner. I'll pm you pics of "the workshop" including the heaven and hell rooms and a list of safe-words you'll want to make sure to memorize :thumbsup:
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Re: Cage Match

Postby t_baker » Thu Oct 17, 2013 3:04 pm

jehler wrote:
Tinner4 wrote:
jehler wrote:
Indaswamp wrote:I'd like to see tinner and jehler go at it....he can try and hit her with his pink purse. :wink:

I'll bet my wife would be into this, specially if tinners hubby came to the party



Next time we go to WI we might have to take a lil detour :wink:

sounds like a plan tinner. I'll pm you pics of "the workshop" including the heaven and hell rooms and a list of safe-words you'll want to make sure to memorize :thumbsup:


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