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The Duchess of Cambridge’s sister, Pippa Middleton

Postby Crazy Matt » Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:50 am

She's hut.

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Re: The Duchess of Cambridge’s sister, Pippa Middleton

Postby GomerPyle » Thu Oct 17, 2013 7:56 am

disappointing pics were disappointing.....So, GomerPyle with the assist!

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Re: The Duchess of Cambridge’s sister, Pippa Middleton

Postby OGblackcloud » Thu Oct 17, 2013 7:57 am

Would :thumbsup:
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Re: The Duchess of Cambridge’s sister, Pippa Middleton

Postby GomerPyle » Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:02 am

OGblackcloud wrote:Would :thumbsup:


most def......27 seconds of fury
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Re: The Duchess of Cambridge’s sister, Pippa Middleton

Postby CrazyDrake » Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:42 am

GomerPyle wrote:
OGblackcloud wrote:Would :thumbsup:


most def......27 seconds of fury


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Re: The Duchess of Cambridge’s sister, Pippa Middleton

Postby go get the bird » Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:06 am

This is one of those "free car" scenarios. If some one handed me the keys, I'd run it until it died, but I'd never buy the car.
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Re: The Duchess of Cambridge’s sister, Pippa Middleton

Postby WoodyWhiffingMG » Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:21 am

go get the bird wrote:This is one of those "free car" scenarios. If some one handed me the keys, I'd run it until it died, but I'd never buy the car.


I'd put it in her tail pipe.
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Re: The Duchess of Cambridge’s sister, Pippa Middleton

Postby T Man » Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:27 am

Id bang her like a screen door in a tornado.
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Re: The Duchess of Cambridge’s sister, Pippa Middleton

Postby GomerPyle » Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:30 am

I'd hit it like the fist of an angry God
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Re: The Duchess of Cambridge’s sister, Pippa Middleton

Postby go get the bird » Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:33 am

Don't get me wrong, I would definitely frack her bedrock.
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Re: The Duchess of Cambridge’s sister, Pippa Middleton

Postby MarkM » Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:35 am

She is a classy broad and should be treated as such.


So I would pee in her butt
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Re: The Duchess of Cambridge’s sister, Pippa Middleton

Postby GomerPyle » Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:38 am

MarkM wrote:She is a classy broad and should be treated as such.


you're right....I'd buy her a reasonably priced, certified pre-owned sedan
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Re: The Duchess of Cambridge’s sister, Pippa Middleton

Postby Indaswamp » Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:39 am

GomerPyle wrote:disappointing pics were disappointing.....So, GomerPyle with the assist!

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yep..pippa is hot. I posted her up in the free pass thread years ago.
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Re: The Duchess of Cambridge’s sister, Pippa Middleton

Postby MarkM » Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:41 am

GomerPyle wrote:
MarkM wrote:She is a classy broad and should be treated as such.


you're right....I'd buy her a reasonably priced, certified pre-owned sedan

Woah, woah, woah, I ain't talking about getting that serious. Maybe a trip to the dollar menu at McDonald's or something...
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Re: The Duchess of Cambridge’s sister, Pippa Middleton

Postby WoodyWhiffingMG » Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:46 am

MarkM wrote:
GomerPyle wrote:
MarkM wrote:She is a classy broad and should be treated as such.


you're right....I'd buy her a reasonably priced, certified pre-owned sedan

Woah, woah, woah, I ain't talking about getting that serious. Maybe a trip to the dollar menu at McDonald's or something...


A women like that will settle for no less than a $5 foot long
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Re: The Duchess of Cambridge’s sister, Pippa Middleton

Postby MarkM » Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:48 am

WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:
MarkM wrote:
GomerPyle wrote:
MarkM wrote:She is a classy broad and should be treated as such.


you're right....I'd buy her a reasonably priced, certified pre-owned sedan

Woah, woah, woah, I ain't talking about getting that serious. Maybe a trip to the dollar menu at McDonald's or something...


A women like that will settle for no less than a $5 foot long

They're only 11 1/2 inches long though...
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Re: The Duchess of Cambridge’s sister, Pippa Middleton

Postby ScaupHunter » Thu Oct 17, 2013 10:42 am

GomerPyle wrote:I'd hit it like the fist of an angry God


I will have to get her warmed up and worn out for you so she can enjoy that frantic 27 seconds of fury from the angry God.
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Re: The Duchess of Cambridge’s sister, Pippa Middleton

Postby GomerPyle » Thu Oct 17, 2013 10:44 am

ScaupHunter wrote:
GomerPyle wrote:I'd hit it like the fist of an angry God


I will have to get her warmed up and worn out for you so she can enjoy that frantic 27 seconds of fury from the angry God.


I can assure you, it will be the best 27 seconds of her life... :biggrin:
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Re: The Duchess of Cambridge’s sister, Pippa Middleton

Postby Indaswamp » Thu Oct 17, 2013 10:44 am

GomerPyle wrote:
ScaupHunter wrote:
GomerPyle wrote:I'd hit it like the fist of an angry God


I will have to get her warmed up and worn out for you so she can enjoy that frantic 27 seconds of fury from the angry God.


I can assure you, it will be the best 27 seconds of my life... :biggrin:

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Re: The Duchess of Cambridge’s sister, Pippa Middleton

Postby verg » Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:29 am

MarkM wrote:She is a classy broad and should be treated as such.


So I would pee in her butt



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Re: The Duchess of Cambridge’s sister, Pippa Middleton

Postby AKWoody » Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:58 am

I'd work that like a part time job!!! :thumbsup:
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Re: The Duchess of Cambridge’s sister, Pippa Middleton

Postby WoodyWhiffingMG » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:01 pm

AKWoody wrote:I'd work that like a part time job!!! :thumbsup:

For a short period of time and not real hard?
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Re: The Duchess of Cambridge’s sister, Pippa Middleton

Postby AKWoody » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:19 pm

WoodyWhiffingMG wrote:
AKWoody wrote:I'd work that like a part time job!!! :thumbsup:

For a short period of time and not real hard?


I dont know about you, but I give every job everything I got. This one would be no exception!! A short duration for sure though...I wouldnt want her sticking around asking for a ride home for breakfast or something like that... :biggrin:
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Re: The Duchess of Cambridge’s sister, Pippa Middleton

Postby MarkM » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:29 pm

Hell I might treat her like my bartender. Give her just enough of a tip to make her happy.
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Re: The Duchess of Cambridge’s sister, Pippa Middleton

Postby ScaupHunter » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:55 pm

Hit it and quit it.

She is gonna expect you to spend like your royalty to keep her around.
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