The priceless pic.
Here are mine (more good stuff on the thread):
1.) Next time use a teal and it will look bigger.
2.) "Yeah, it's the wife's first taxidermy project. What do you think?"
3.) New this year at Cabela's Waterfowl Days, check out the men's room glory hole...
4.) "No, you're thinking of a parrot. A parrot sits on your shoulder."
5.) When I said they were landing right on us, I wasn't kidding!
6.) "She shot her first wood duck and got her sex change operation the same weekend, so she figured 'what the heck?'."